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FIGGIN 01-11-19 Phil bounces and squeaks about his couch

Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by CatParty, Jan 11, 2019.

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  1. Well he doesn't deny the alcoholic part.
     
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  2. "Antifa supersoilder"

    Shut up Phil, you can't even do ten pull ups.
     
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  3. Senpai noticed me! In answer to your question, Philip Haskins-Delici, yes. I call your queer platonic girlfriend Toren elderly because of his physical condition and also because he tries to act like a teenage girl. You, Phil, have the physical condition of a middle-aged man, so I guess by my earlier logic, you would indeed count as middle-aged. Thank you for pointing that out.

    I’m glad we both agree that your flatmate is a fat drunk, though.
     
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  4. [​IMG]

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    Way to insinuate you subjugated a fellow transperson to do your bidding for you, you sack of shit. I'm sure Greta would appreciate you claiming their actions were solely because of your whim as if they were your personal minion. #Transequality
     
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  5. We still have the flashbangs and the gas grenades Phil, a mere couch is not going to stop us
     
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  6. "Antifa supersoldier"? I'm really starting to wonder if Phil isn't more delusional than Chris himself.
    Also, I'm no professional artist but I'm pretty sure drawing on your stomach isn't exactly conducive to producing fine artwork. Maybe sitting up straight puts pressure on his infected gooch. :c
     
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  7. Phil... we’re already inside your apartment. Ever wonder how many of us Vikki could hide in your bedroom? And I know you didn’t look under your bed just now.
     
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  8. ... uh. Well, not all of us.
     
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  9. Phil still mad that we still call him by his name and his actual gender.

    Stay mad Phil, you sad little man.
     
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  10. I don't believe this "so-called" queen bed
     
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  11. So what I get from that is that yes he does sleep on a couch in the living room.
     
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  12. Phil, Isabel, whatever , listen to me -- Toren used Troon-voodoo to trick you into giving him half your space and doesn't pay any bills . You are being abused mentally and making excuses with this super soldier bullshit .

    And stop calling that old man your girlfriend . What a nasty wretch of a life . That man Toren is online on an ancient PowerBook Mac trolling the internet looking for his next bed and breakfast and larping as a junior year cheerleader from a feel good movie .

    No one here looks at your free housing we pay for as a barracks. You were never homeless. Your art sucks .

    Show us you're a super super soldier and boot the freeloader Toren out .
     
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  13. I wonder when antifa supersoldier remembers his lie about fibro that supposedly leaves him unable to even walk with cane.
     
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  14. "Queer platonic grilfriend".

    Dude, you have a drunken bum loitering in your apartment.
     
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  15. Chemo Grandma is the true alpha male in this situation, convincing Phil to give up his bedroom and fucking like it.
     
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  16. Riiiight. You converted a one-bed into a "bedroom and living-room with a bed." Totally not your lack of ability to stand up to the vodka goblin...
    Yeah, uh, I like my bedroom about 50-60 degrees... so what? The telling thing is still that you're squeaking about how you made it into a "de-facto" two-bed. You got kicked out of your bedroom and needed to find a bedbug-ridden mattress (if you're not lying about that) so you weren't all crampy from sleeping on the couch or floor. How can you tell it's not a bedroom? When it's the first room you see after walking in the door. Would an "antifa supersoldier" let his bedroom be co-opted by Slingblade? Apparently yes.
     
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  17. Phil, you're not a super soldier. You're a pathetic sped who likes to LARP as one.

    Nothing wrong with LARP when done as a hobby, but it becomes a problem when you make it your entire life and identity.

    Had you not burned your bridges with half of Portland, maybe you could have actually done some hobby LARP'ing or played in some RPG's and be able to have some fun in your life and make actual friends.

    But your obsession with identity politics and being edgy has literally ruined your life and now you're a miserable loser with no future.
     
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  18. To be fair there are folding beds that can be converted back and forth between couch and bed form, like the world's lamest Transformer. If he even has one though there's probably so much junk on the floor that there isn't even room to ever unfold it. So for all practical intents and purposes, he just has a couch. Loser.
     
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  19. How dare you insult that couch. I live under there!
     
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