Take your bets on how many months until Jordan is kicked out.
edit: I didn't see @Flame the Sunbird had this in Jordan's thread already - Mods, wanna merge them or leave it separate?
Jordan would annoy me so much more if it weren't for Hooves. Hooves always moves to Overton Window of ridiculous douchiness so far!Good for Jordan; I hope it pisses Phil off to no end.
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Take your bets on how many months until Jordan is kicked out.
edit: I didn't see @Flame the Sunbird had this in Jordan's thread already - Mods, wanna merge them or leave it separate?
Good for Jordan; I hope it pisses Phil off to no end.
Nah, Phil would be more threatened if Jordan somehow became less privileged than him. This is a pissing contest with Phil, the worst his life is then the more validity he thinks he has. Phil could easily find an area in the US with a super low cost of living. take a bus there, have enough to rent an apartment, and then have enough leftover for food. He could have always done this within a week.
This makes me think a legit Liquid Phil saga would actually be interesting because you'd be watching Phil desperately try to prove he is the most oppressed. It'd be like Pink Flamingos except with uglier trannies, no quirky charm, and twice as much shit eating.
True he has a chance, but from what we've learned about Thomas I think it'll only be a matter of time before he does something stupid and winds up losing his place to stay. Remember, Thomas doesn't respect other people's property. If the landlord ever winds up upsetting him I wouldn't put it past him to cause some property damage.To be fair, Jordan has at least a chance to clean up, get a real job, lose some weight, and live life as a real man instead of an ogre-like transperson (unless his "rapey" allegations come to a head, and Jordan goes to prison).
Phil, on the other hand, is covered in ugly tattoos covering skin that is on its way to gangrene.
Of course, tattoos, delusions, and body self-harm have little to do in a race to the bottom (figuratively, of course)
I guess a bucket in the corner of a storage unit is kind of a private bathroom.
To be fair, Jordan has at least a chance to clean up, get a real job, lose some weight, and live life as a real man instead of an ogre-like transperson (unless his "rapey" allegations come to a head, and Jordan goes to prison).
Phil, on the other hand, is covered in ugly tattoos covering skin that is on its way to gangrene.
Of course, tattoos, delusions, and body self-harm have little to do in a race to the bottom (figuratively, of course)
Yeah, but that would take up precious time monitoring us.Phil could easily find an area in the US with a super low cost of living. take a bus there, have enough to rent an apartment, and then have enough leftover for food. He could have always done this within a week.
I believe someone mentioned Phil gets confrontational when hes in a comfortable setting like the Long Haul and he thinks he has people to back him up.Nah this is wrong. Based on the personal accounts we have Jordan is way more aggressive and confrontational than ADF is. Phil is a coward and when confronted will slink off whimpering and muttering under his breath. Jordan's aggressiveness combined with his penchant for stalking and sexual misconduct will likely land him in jail or worse.
Its funny how he got this place right after his trip to see Jessica. Either he liked having a better place to live while there or this is all some long term plan to bilk Jessica out of her money. Like to lure her into a place that he owns and make it a lot of trouble for her to get her own place once shes caught in his net.True he has a chance, but from what we've learned about Thomas I think it'll only be a matter of time before he does something stupid and winds up losing his place to stay. Remember, Thomas doesn't respect other people's property. If the landlord ever winds up upsetting him I wouldn't put it past him to cause some property damage.
Also consider that much like Phil, Thomas is a skeevy manipulator. People like him are always trying to get other people to do their work, pay their bills, buy their food for them. And considering there's only so many people he can use to get goods and money from it will come as no surprise when he winds up on the street again when the bills start to go unpaid.
And when that happens I'm betting he'll pull a Phil and claim that he's leaving in disgust due to all the trans-phobic, cis-hetero, racist violence his landlord is putting him through when in reality he's being booted for being late on his rent and being a shitty tenant.
I believe someone mentioned Phil gets confrontational when hes in a comfortable setting like the Long Haul and he thinks he has people to back him up.