01/15/2016 - Jordan Gets His Own Place, Phil Still Homeless And Completely Unwanted -

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Take your bets on how many months until Jordan is kicked out.

edit: I didn't see @Flame the Sunbird had this in Jordan's thread already - Mods, wanna merge them or leave it separate?
 

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Good for Jordan; I hope it pisses Phil off to no end.

Nah, Phil would be more threatened if Jordan somehow became less privileged than him. This is a pissing contest with Phil, the worst his life is then the more validity he thinks he has. Phil could easily find an area in the US with a super low cost of living. take a bus there, have enough to rent an apartment, and then have enough leftover for food. He could have always done this within a week.

This makes me think a legit Liquid Phil saga would actually be interesting because you'd be watching Phil desperately try to prove he is the most oppressed. It'd be like Pink Flamingos except with uglier trannies, no quirky charm, and twice as much shit eating.
 

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Yeah, No, they're not oppression points unless you're a part of a marginalized demographic, well maybe just based on Jordman's serious case of autism..
A private bathroom, so can women and children all over the world celebrate that Jordman is now trying to get into private restrooms.
How rediculous and pathetic is Jordman, not many normal or trans people need oppression points to function normal in society, in fact a lot of people find it a great burden and or embarrassment to announce they're receiving assistance.

Being on disability never prevented anyone from "adulting" that was just autism and a genuine case of the uggs that made Jordman dependent on others....

Nah, Phil would be more threatened if Jordan somehow became less privileged than him. This is a pissing contest with Phil, the worst his life is then the more validity he thinks he has. Phil could easily find an area in the US with a super low cost of living. take a bus there, have enough to rent an apartment, and then have enough leftover for food. He could have always done this within a week.

This makes me think a legit Liquid Phil saga would actually be interesting because you'd be watching Phil desperately try to prove he is the most oppressed. It'd be like Pink Flamingos except with uglier trannies, no quirky charm, and twice as much shit eating.
I love that Film, but even Divine had enough common sense to realize he was a man in a dress, I think Chris would be good in Female Trouble, Screaming about some chacha heels is really autistic
 

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To be fair, Jordan has at least a chance to clean up, get a real job, lose some weight, and live life as a real man instead of an ogre-like transperson (unless his "rapey" allegations come to a head, and Jordan goes to prison).

Phil, on the other hand, is covered in ugly tattoos covering skin that is on its way to gangrene.

Of course, tattoos, delusions, and body self-harm have little to do in a race to the bottom (figuratively, of course)
 

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To be fair, Jordan has at least a chance to clean up, get a real job, lose some weight, and live life as a real man instead of an ogre-like transperson (unless his "rapey" allegations come to a head, and Jordan goes to prison).

Phil, on the other hand, is covered in ugly tattoos covering skin that is on its way to gangrene.

Of course, tattoos, delusions, and body self-harm have little to do in a race to the bottom (figuratively, of course)
True he has a chance, but from what we've learned about Thomas I think it'll only be a matter of time before he does something stupid and winds up losing his place to stay. Remember, Thomas doesn't respect other people's property. If the landlord ever winds up upsetting him I wouldn't put it past him to cause some property damage.

Also consider that much like Phil, Thomas is a skeevy manipulator. People like him are always trying to get other people to do their work, pay their bills, buy their food for them. And considering there's only so many people he can use to get goods and money from it will come as no surprise when he winds up on the street again when the bills start to go unpaid.

And when that happens I'm betting he'll pull a Phil and claim that he's leaving in disgust due to all the trans-phobic, cis-hetero, racist violence his landlord is putting him through when in reality he's being booted for being late on his rent and being a shitty tenant.
 

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To be fair, Jordan has at least a chance to clean up, get a real job, lose some weight, and live life as a real man instead of an ogre-like transperson (unless his "rapey" allegations come to a head, and Jordan goes to prison).

Phil, on the other hand, is covered in ugly tattoos covering skin that is on its way to gangrene.

Of course, tattoos, delusions, and body self-harm have little to do in a race to the bottom (figuratively, of course)

Nah this is wrong. Based on the personal accounts we have Jordan is way more aggressive and confrontational than ADF is. Phil is a coward and when confronted will slink off whimpering and muttering under his breath. Jordan's aggressiveness combined with his penchant for stalking and sexual misconduct will likely land him in jail or worse.
 

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Nah this is wrong. Based on the personal accounts we have Jordan is way more aggressive and confrontational than ADF is. Phil is a coward and when confronted will slink off whimpering and muttering under his breath. Jordan's aggressiveness combined with his penchant for stalking and sexual misconduct will likely land him in jail or worse.
I believe someone mentioned Phil gets confrontational when hes in a comfortable setting like the Long Haul and he thinks he has people to back him up.

True he has a chance, but from what we've learned about Thomas I think it'll only be a matter of time before he does something stupid and winds up losing his place to stay. Remember, Thomas doesn't respect other people's property. If the landlord ever winds up upsetting him I wouldn't put it past him to cause some property damage.

Also consider that much like Phil, Thomas is a skeevy manipulator. People like him are always trying to get other people to do their work, pay their bills, buy their food for them. And considering there's only so many people he can use to get goods and money from it will come as no surprise when he winds up on the street again when the bills start to go unpaid.

And when that happens I'm betting he'll pull a Phil and claim that he's leaving in disgust due to all the trans-phobic, cis-hetero, racist violence his landlord is putting him through when in reality he's being booted for being late on his rent and being a shitty tenant.
Its funny how he got this place right after his trip to see Jessica. Either he liked having a better place to live while there or this is all some long term plan to bilk Jessica out of her money. Like to lure her into a place that he owns and make it a lot of trouble for her to get her own place once shes caught in his net.
 

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I believe someone mentioned Phil gets confrontational when hes in a comfortable setting like the Long Haul and he thinks he has people to back him up.

That was me, however I don't think confrontational is the right word to use, posturing maybe a better one to use. What happens is he get's comfortable in a group then he starts to try and throw his weight / perceived authority around and after the first incident or two if not reigned in after that he get's more assertive by small measures until his shit get's pushed back in.

Phil run's from trouble every chance he get's, even when he starts said trouble through his asinine actions or his chest thumping to make himself seem big because he's quite the little coward.

Jordman on the other hand is confrontational (well up to a point) and his yellow streak isn't quite as developed as Phil's, he will stand his ground when he has deluded himself that he's in the right or feel's he has something to loose or worse still gain by being as loud or as obnoxious as he can, and can't be intimidated quite so easily. Don't get me wrong he will do a runner when the odd's are stacked agenst him or the reward isn't big enough to be worth the effort in his eyes, mostly this takes the form of shuffling off to write a salon article etc or flat out out ignoring the problem in hopes that it will go away but he runs this little risk reward calculation in his head before deciding what course of action to take.
And that's what makes him slightly worse than Phil in some respects, He's at least partly aware of his actions and doesn't really care what impact they have on other people as long as it benefits him in some way he's all for it no mater how reprehensible his actions are but he also knows when to fold and do a runner if it's going to cost him.
 
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