01/19/2015 - Kiwi Victory Day (KVD)! Phl Leaves Facebook Until His Nuts Come off (Read: Never) -

[Smutley]

 

[cumrobbery]

Basically, tango down

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'd be interested to know the leap in logic that takes him from "they're reporting posts to get me banned" to "they're doing it to get the date of my nonexistent surgery out of me".

 

[Hyperion]

Well we are pretty anti-SJW so he finally got something right.

Spoiler: Victory Day

 

[Watermelon1337]

"They will not win."

We already did, Phil.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"I'm shutting my Facebook down....(because they suspended it.)"

 

[Randy Lahey]

Phil once again, Semper Fi to all are armed Kiwi operatives.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

"They will not win" looks like we just did....

 

[Loxiozzz]

"Until after my surgery"
Damn. I'm gonna miss Phil, guys.

 

[Hyperion]

"Until after my surgery"
Damn. I'm gonna miss Phil, guys.

Look at the bright side. He still has a friendslist full of potential lolcows.

 

[Twrx]

He's only leaving because his ass patting brigade has abandoned him.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

We did not win.

The transantagonic jew Mark Zuckerberg is the real winner here.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

>homeless, friendless, jobless, no education, no money, estranged from family, obese, mentally ill
>"they will not win"

 

[AnOminous]

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I'm not sure how Fat Phil gets from "Hi there, the Kiwis just totally win and I'm running away like a completely defeated loser" to "They will not win."

We just did, idiot.

We did not win.

The transantagonic jew Mark Zuckerberg is the real winner here.

Praise Be to Cuckerberg's Name!

 

[Picklemaker]

I wasn't aware that the tumblr porn, nazi imagery, and violent hate speech that got him banned counted as "social justice" posts. Huh. Shows how ignorant I am.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Coming soon: Phil announces his orchiectomy date unintentionally on his Tumblr, lies about getting his balls chopped off, "legally changes" his name by changing his name on Facebook, and then gets a major skin infection he blames on the cispatriarchs of Kiwi Farms because we somehow slipped lead in his drinking water.

 

[EI 903]

Another in the long string of victories against the forces of obnoxious diabetic obese white men who beat elderly women and appropriate other cultures.

It is amusing that Phil thinks posting porn and fetish imagery constitutes a fight for justice- he's got a similar mindset to homer.

 

[wet_butt]

Start the countdown until he comes slinking back to FB like nothing ever happened, balls intact.

 

[steelskin]

I'm so guvking happy!

 

[Asandy31]

He'll be back, he probably just realized that his futile attempts to Catfish the internet with wild stories couldn't change the farm's impression of his bucktooth, balding, filthy, and aging antics. Phil knows that the walls are closing in on him for his entire testicle trouble lie; he'll never get the surgery leaving him feeling ashamed and unfulfilled. I think Phil should just try to pretend to be a cross-dressing, homosexual lunatic with mommy/daddy fantasies, with that he can never lose...because he does not have to pretend.