01/21/15- Chris has a new voicemail. -

[cans.wav]

The voicemail has gone tomgirl.

(This was changed between last month and this month. My friend who reported this to me said when he checked on Christmas it was the old one still.)

 

[EI 903]

That attempt at a perky teenage girl voice is exactly what you would expect Chris' tomgirl voice to be.

 

[Oglooger]

Is he trying to do a 90's valley girl voice?

 

[Shadow]

You can't fool me, Chris, that voice sounds like a 32 year old crossdressing autistic man on the verge of macing somebody over a video game character's arm colour.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

The beep is girlier than him.

Edit: Leave your "Horrified" rating after the beep.

 

[Ravenor]

Fuck me that voice was grating, it was like some one scraping a out of tune violin with a rusty saw.

 

[MoogleVoodoo]

what music was playing, I mean blaring in the background?

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

He sounds like something out of a John Waters film. Or a David Lynch one.

 

[spehgeddaboudit]

Needs more "Goodbye Horses".

 

[drmccoy]

He sounds like Lumpy Space Princess would if she smoked 6 packs a day.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The contrast between the recording's perkiness and Chris's present dire straits makes the creepiness worthwhile.

 

[cans.wav]

what music was playing, I mean blaring in the background?

Chris ALWAYS has music in the background, see 1/2 his videos.

 

[The Knife]

It sounds like a ten-year-old Latina girl. Where did that accident come from?

ETA: Meant to say "accent" but I think I must have been thinking "train wreck."

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

Needs an agonizing scream at the end.

 

[applecat]

What happened to "DON'T CALL ANYBODY," Chris?

 

[MoogleVoodoo]

Chris ALWAYS has music in the background, see 1/2 his videos.

That I know.

I meant to ask if said music track has a name so that I can listen to it more clearly, instead of hearing it all mangled

 

[Henry Bemis]

What happened to "DON'T CALL ANYBODY," Chris?

Kaka Apple Chrisp isn't just anybody, darling.

 

[Ryker]

Jesus Christ on a bike....he's going for the sassy and sexy Tomgirl and instead comes up with an admixture of English as a second language and a speech impediment.

 

[WonkeyDong]

i wonder if there is a note on the phone simply reading "DONT CALL ANYBODY"

 

[CWCissey]

This new voice reminds me of the hispanic maid from Family Guy.

Coincidentally, her catchphrase is what I think whenever Chris updates!