02-15-17 Sound Wisdom to Share -

[Dr. Tremolo]

A pretty long one this time.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

tl;dr - Chris, who has only had fake internet girlfriends and a prostitute, gives relationship advice.

 

[MasterDisaster]

'I am down with the cancer' -Christine Weston Chandler

 

[Silvally]

this is way to long i keep giving up halfway through my brain is scrambled Brain slowly getting dubmer

 

[RP 520]

Wait, if I'm reading this right, is Chris implying he's considering faking a serious illness to get his Gal Pals and Megan to talk to him again because "empathy"?

 

[SuperJ]

So he still blames Megan for not giving up the sweet China. Got it, Chris.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I have some sound wisdom to share that I feel and believe could be relatable and helpful for a lot of people.

Chris, you consider "sound wisdom" drinking your own sperm so that you don't go infertile.

 

[Darndirty]

Someone's buzzword for 2017 is empathy. Also wut? It's fun to wonder what chris's endgame is with a post like this, feels like he's trying to impress someone, putting this out there with a specific person in mind to read it.

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's fun to wonder what chris's endgame is with a post like this

He's building up to asking for a pity fuck.

 

[Bassomatic]

I think being pretty drunk helps me translate this but,
Everyone come back in my life and be nice to me.
PS my dad is dead so you won't get paid this time, but be nicer than before for free.

PPS gibs china plz.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Someone gave this advice to Chris about how he has hurt Megan and she needs space. Chris thought the advice applies to him such that the internet has hurt his autistic self and he needs space, so he repeats it for the internet to read. Good job Retardo Ricardo.

 

[The Joker]

Chris is the cancer.

 

[Bassomatic]

Spoiler: shameless rating whoring

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Rupin]

I think someone was fucking with his head and he found out the hard way. This is his way of telling us or reaching out to that person.

 

[CWCissey]

'Christian Christine Love Day is coming up, hmm yeah.'

 

[StraightShooter]

tl;dr - Chris, who has only had fake internet girlfriends and a prostitute, gives relationship advice.

Was the prostitute even real?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

this is way to long i keep giving up halfway through my brain is scrambled Brain slowly getting dubmer

He is claiming people only mock and stay away from him because they do not understand him.

The truth is the opposite. We understand him completely. We understand him so well because he is not bright, and because fails at every attempt of disguise from the Father Call to to the real motive behind slumber party. We do see him for who he is, he is simply disgusting.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I have some sound wisdom to share that I feel and believe could be relatable to Chris.

People don't like you.

 

[CWCissey]

Was the prostitute even real?

For the last time, YES!

 

[Golly]

Unsurprisingly, this is a garbage word salad essay that amounts to nothing.

P1: I have a wisdom.
P2: Have you ever had a friend or lover who's needed space?
P3: Let me define the concept of empathy. It can be difficult when you don't understand a sensitive subject.
P4: Trolls lack empathy, but one possible reason for trolling is that they're trying to learn to empathize better by learning about sensitive subjects.
P5-6: One sensitive subject is cancer. Some people don't give the best support when asked to console a friend coping with cancer. Instead they pull away because they don't know how to help.
P7: But I'm good at consoling people dealing with cancer because I have relevant personal experience with this subject.
P8: I hope this helped with your break up!