02/25/16 don't worry phil we'll be okay, they won't find your body -

[CatParty]

 

[Surtur]

Phil, I am above the law.

 

[Hyperion]

Phil knows all about assaulting people just ask his mom.

 

[crayolasword]

You may want to reread that Phil. It says person. You're not a person. You're a potato mutant.

 

[Randy Lahey]

It's almost like Phil doesn't realize we've paid off literally all law enforcement officials in the United States and Canada. Our network goes all the way to the top, Philthy.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Why wouldn't someone just assault him before he gets on the public transit?

 

[Bassomatic]

It doesn't really matter Phil, now we know not to look out for you on public transit we can move agents to find you better at your other haunts we know about.

Thanks for making it easier. Gamer gate shall be victorious, stop you from getting surgery and do what we do best, hold down latinxs.

 

[CornetteFace]

To be honest. The exercise would probably do him some good

 

[VLAD]

So he just swore off taking public transportation because we'd be looking for him there.

But then he posts this warning against assaulting him on public transportation.

I wish I could understand the things that go on in between those two neurons he calls a brain.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Just because you post road sign pictures, that doesn't make you a mass transit driver.

 

[Ravenor]

I wish I could understand the things that go on in between those two neurons he calls a brain.

Trust me you don't, I have taken a wander around his psyche it's not a nice place.

NEVER has a RedDwarf video been so relevant, If you replace Rimmer with Phil you'll get close to what a stroll through his mind is like.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I thought the plan was to gut him in one of the parks he frequents. Why would we attack him on public transportation? That would be rude to the other passengers.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Phil's worried about people assaulting bus drivers. And that's all well and good in Australatina.

But in Kiwistan, bus driver assaults you.

 

[Coldgrip]

Just love how Phil claims to be some sort of hardcore anarchist while he tries to hide behind the law.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Phil...

We ARE the LAW. Your crime is autism and being a potato.

And the sentence...

Is DEATH.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

We give our lives, our freedom, willingly in the service of Allah.
Purge this unbeliever.
Allahu Akbar!

 

[Asandy31]

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We now know Phil did not pass English Class.....I had no idea autism caused people to overuse commas

 

[LM 697]

Die fat

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

All the cab companies have been given a contact number to dial in case you try to order a ride.

 

[RP 520]

How is Phil going to get anywhere immediately after he gets his balls lopped off? Wouldn't walking be extremely painful for him?

If he's wheelchair bound, wouldn't he be an even larger target?