FIGGIN 02-28-19 Phil Larps a monologue about his antifa cosplay -

Azazel

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It's so funny how the more he tries to distance himself from being compared to CWC, the more he becomes just like him. Both of them are weird looking trannies with massive delusions regarding the world around them and how they are perceived. CWC thinks cartoons are about to be fucking real, Phil thinks he's an antifa supersoldier.
 

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It's so funny how the more he tries to distance himself from being compared to CWC, the more he becomes just like him. Both of them are weird looking trannies with massive delusions regarding the world around them and how they are perceived. CWC thinks cartoons are about to be fucking real, Phil thinks he's an antifa supersoldier.
And just like every other time, Chris does something, Phil tries to out do it and ends up worse off and less.

It's really a riot, Chris is everything Phil wishes he was. Think about that for a minute, he looks up to Christine to the point he's jealous.
 

Sword Fighter Super

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Funny you say blank slate. Phil is covered in tattoos of what ever new hip movement idea he has that week.

He has broken spanish about clit's on him, bikes, commie shit, bsdm stuff. The list goes on and I'm not even hyping it up. He is covered in prison scratch tier ink of random ass hobbies he has before he forgets about them and moves to next hip thing.
You only have so much body real estate. He should be a little more...conservative with it.
:tomgirl:
 

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Hit a nerve, did we?

Looks like Phil followed the link that was posted to the wiki article on anarcho-communism and spouted some of the ideas from there - 'gift economy' for example - he's never mentioned it before now, yet give him a link where it's mentioned and suddenly he's an expert.

Like Chris, Phil hates being told that his larp isn't real. Like Chris, Phil doubles down on his magical playacting fantasy when he's called out for it. Like Chris, Phil finds little snippets of 'proof' that his fantasy is real by using things he finds online and twisting them to suit his imaginary world. He knows it's all bullshit and the reality is that he's an autistic, sub-normal IQ sped that's overweight, incredibly unattractive, and with a personality that repulses absolutely everyone - that's why he gets so upset when his imaginary antifa superhero act is called out for the lie that it is. He desperately wants to be powerful and wants people to treat him with respect, but he's stupid, so people don't - they treat him like the re.tard he is. Forcing Phil to phace reality that he's an idiot nobody makes him reeeeeeeeeee, as evidenced in his tweets in the OP. He's jumped on the sjw/troon/antifa/intersectional bullshit because those groups are supposed to accept people for who they say they are, nothing more (yet even they tire very quickly of obvious liars, which is why Phil has so few friends). He can't get away with bullshitting about being supertough and supersmart in any other group, so here he is.

Maybe Phil should stop reading Kiwi Farms and go about being himself, instead of spending his whole life obsessing over us and trying to get one over on us.
 

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He has no idea. His one TV appearance he had to have rainbow Jesus jump in and save him while he was blubbering.

He just regurgitates whatever he reads or sees on the internet. Had he been exposed to stormfront early, he'd be a white nationalist.
@Twrx do you have a link to this footage? I'm fairly new and fascinated with videos of Phil including the potato episode and his recent live stream.
 

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Yes Phil, your tacticool ancomism and the Dimensional Merge are nothing alike.
One is a juvenile, exceptional fantasy made up by an impotant man who wishes he were important which completely falls apart when looked at with any scrutiny.
The other is, of course, the cartoon universe merging with ours, as fortold by our Prophetess Christine Weston Chandler (peace be upon her).

(Laughing at his sperging about the ‘gift economy’. What the fuck does that even mean, that I should just give the firewood I spent hours out in the cold cutting up to a fat lazy potatoman who can’t be half-asses to work?
And no Phil, housing is not a human right. Houses are constructed by a firm who needs to pay workers, buy land, and purchase materials. The reason they do this is because the person building the house believes that they can make back the money (and more) the spent building the house (called investment) by selling or renting the house. If they didn’t believe they could be made better off by spending their money to build the house, they wouldn’t bother building it, because it means dumping large amounts of capital into a big hole and burying it. Kinda like when the government gives your tardbux.)
 

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So a farmer grows wheat; wheat is a massive staple when it comes to food.
But according to Phil it should be gifted.
So the farmer gives it all up because like air, as Spuds suggested, it's a 'human right'.
We'll get back to that.

Phil has managed to show a side of himself so obliviously ignorant to how the world works it's a small wonder he doesn't drown in his own drool at night. Bartering is a fine system to go by when you work in a closed, tightly-knit community. Trade some potatoes for some cucumbers, a dozen chickens for a cow, whatever. But to have the actual fucking audacity to just stand sit there and think that people would be willing to just give shit away to share is some infantile kindergarten level bullshit. The work industry, especially farmers, is comprised of people that are willing to dump their blood, sweat and tears into helping sustain an entire nation. The man that grows your wheat ain't doing it out of the kindness of his heart, though; he wants to be reimbursed for his effort. The same goes for the baker, the doctor, the dentist, the tattoo artist; they don't want to trade or barter because they want to be able to exchange currency for goods. What does Philip Haskins Delici have that any tattoo artist would be willing to trade? Does the greasy tater think he'll get free skin art in exchange for 'Aintifa Forces Protection'? That the doctor will check over his fleshwound snatch like it's his number one priority?

Spuds thinks that air is the same as food and housing. Phil already gets free food. Phil is already given affordable housing. It's not our fault he waste the money on toys.
Phil wants to abolish private property when it's a human right. So only certain human rights apply to him.

This whole 'lazy people should be able to live off the working as a life choice' shit is going to start another civil war.
I can only hope Phil is a casualty.
 
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REGENDarySumanai

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So a farmer grows wheat; wheat is a massive staple when it comes to food.
But according to Phil it should be gifted.
So the farmer gives it all up because like air, as Spuds suggested, it's a 'human right'.
We'll get back to that.

Phil has managed to show a side of himself so obliviously ignorant to how the world works it's a small wonder he doesn't drown in his own drool at night. Bartering is a fine system to go by when you work in a closed, tightly-knit community. Trade some potatoes for some cucumbers, a dozen chickens for a cow, whatever. But to have the actual fucking audacity to just stand sit there and think that people would be willing to just give shit away to share is some infantile kindergarten level bullshit. The work industry, especially farmers, is compromised of people that are willing to dump their blood, sweat and tears into helping sustain an entire nation. The man that grows your wheat ain't doing it out of the kindness of his heart, though; he wants to be reimbursed for his effort. The same goes for the baker, the doctor, the dentist, the tattoo artist; they don't want to trade or barter because they want to be able to exchange currency for goods. What does Philip Haskins Delici have that any tattoo artist would be willing to trade? Does the greasy tater think he'll get free skin art in exchange for 'Aintifa Forces Protection'? That the doctor will check over his fleshwound snatch like it's his number one priority?

Spuds thinks that air is the same as food and housing. Phil already gets free food. Phil is already given affordable housing. It's not our fault he waste the money on toys.
Phil wants to abolish private property when it's a human right. So only certain human rights apply to him.

This whole 'lazy people should be able to live off the working as a life choice' shit is going to start another civil war.
I can only hope Phil is a casualty.
The only Civil War that is happening right now is in Phil's dumpster apartment.
 

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He keeps posting that Rational Wiki garbage so I read it. What a slanted biased article
As I'm entering Rational Wiki into my search bar , the top suggested phrase is Rational Wiki bias

You'd swear like these people have locked down browsers. Come to the site and see what's up. Read up on Phisabel and then ask him some questions, then measure his response and use that to gauge who the asshole is.

Here's an interesting wiki I can get behind
Lol gift economy
 

StoicMoose

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Phil is potentially a perfect consumer. He has no family to care for, he has only a few responsibilities and he gets free moneys from the government. He is free to spend his tard bucks on anything and he does so to the extent where he can't actually take care of the FEW responsibilities he does have like rent n shit. If he were competent and had a job he'd be a perfect consumer because he'd have more money to throw away.
 
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