LGBT 03-01-17 Chris fights like a girl -

[CatParty]

 

[Cuck Norris]

Still more feminine than ADF tbh.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Well he's not wrong.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

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Those chins are approaching Mama June territory.

 

[Florence]

"Fight like a girl."

So girls use pepper spray, hit and runs and the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha?

 

[GS 281]

Maybe if he fought like a man when Bob climbed on top of him when they shared an apartment in high school he wouldn't be the faggot he is today.

 

[Huey Emmerich]

So he doesn't know how to fight then?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Do not fuck with this badass!

 

[Boundless Emotion]

Chris couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[Zvantastika]

How could that possibly go wrong.

Spoiler: It can't, nope.

 

[Florence]

Truly terrifying.

 

[Calooby]

But we already knew he fights like a girl, an autistic girl.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Fight like a girl."

So girls use pepper spray, hit and runs and the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha?

You're forgetting the tard fight on the schoolbus.

Those chins are approaching Mama June territory.

Mama June has way too much hair; Chris looks more like Boss Hog in a shedding wig.

Is it just me or do Chris' eyes look lazier than usual.

 

[The Fool]

So which is it chris? are a kind, sweet, caring gentle women or are you a brawling brute? you can't have both

 

[Aldora]

Chris' idea of fighting is creating a voodoo lego doll of someone and then putting them in his socks and stamping on them. Not very ladylike if you ask me.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So which is it chris? are a kind, sweet, caring gentle women or are you a brawling brute? you can't have both

With autism, you can have it all: sweetness, toughness, Legos.

 

[Coleman Francis]

How could that possibly go wrong.

Spoiler: It can't, nope.

That's one of the best clips ever.

Cop: "Read this palm, you gypsy bitch!"

 

[Bassomatic]

He thinks he's Sailor Moon, in reality. He's got all the fighting grace of E Honda on estrogen.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris can't even fight his homosexual urges, or his impulse to shovel food in his mouth and look like an idiot.
Chris is gross, and not even the people at ABC could find someone to have sex with him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

At least Chris finally dropped that French flag protest avatar.