Yeah, don't you dare minimize the danger we pose as we mock the village idiot.
Huh, weird thought that if Phil ended up in some actual danger, threat-to-life level of shit, the farms would oddly be the best position to help the dago bastard, as long as he posted about it on his wall. Not that we necessarily would or wouldn't, but you'd think his actual real life friend things would be half as concerned with the clear threats to his health and shit as we are to noticing it then proceeding to mock it.
Anyway, now we get to see the lovey dovey sweetness of a Latinx princess bestowing favor upon her courtesan, if only to soothe her pain about her face being made from seven scrotums sewn over a skull.
You know, it's funny, but I can think of a character on South Park that Phil resembles much more closely than the goth girl. Give this nigga a poofball hat and he'd finally pass, even if it was just as Eric Cartman.
Good news, everyone!
Yes yes, greasy viscous tears of autistic disconnect are flowing at Casa De Papas tonight. And a quick cameo by Erika! Neato!
Oh yes, it's a happy women's day for everyone, except the ones who have actual problems and are, you know, actual women, which includes trans women who actually give half a shit about being a fucking woman and not just use pronouns to somehow make them not obvious sex predators. Y'alls mamas done fucked up.
Speaking of real womanhood, let's leave tonight's celebration with some boots that were absolutely not made for walkin', and look ahead with optimism at the inevitable video of Phil traipsing around in these. If he wears them outside I personally look forward to the greatest crowd reaction shots I'll have seen in some time.
