03/10/16 phil thinks we're mad he lied about surgery -

[CatParty]

 

[Hyperion]

Phil must need someone to fig him.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

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I wonder what Phil misses more is it Rika's shit flinging, Rika's crack visions of Robbie Rotten's floating head, or that Rika is the only person in this world who would willingly fig Phil?

 

[Rio]

You know you're desperate for friends when you're hankering for the company of a shit-flinging hobgoblin.

 

[CatParty]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is not diabetic.

Why don't you go on and name my name, Harel? Because by a group of someone being mad at you for this, that group is actually just one person, myself.

 

[GetShrekt]

But Philly-boy, women don't have dicks.

 

[Psycho]

It amazes me that the term "butthurt" was used by someone who wants to be figged.

 

[LD 3187]

I really don't understand why he cares so much about legal documents. You don't need them to panhandle and shitpost, the only two activities Phil ever engages in.

 

[CatParty]

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But Philly-boy, women don't have dicks.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/03-10-16-phil-thinks-were-mad-he-lied-about-surgery.18252/

beat you by two minutes

 

[AnOminous]

Hey, if Phil gets such an amended birth certificate, it would prove his claim of being a neutered pig, possibly.

New Jersey Birth Certificate Laws

New Jersey will issue an amended birth certificate upon receipt of "a certified copy of an order from a court of competent jurisdiction which indicates the name of the person has been changed" and "a medical certificate from the person's licensed physician which indicates the sex of the person has been changed by surgical procedure." Stat. Ann. §§ 26:8-40.12. To apply for an amended birth certificate the applicant should submit a written request to change the name and/or gender on birth certificate, a notarized letter from a physician on physician's letterhead indicating that surgical procedures are complete and including the doctor's license number, a copy of the individual's original birth certificate, a certified copy of the court ordered name change if applicable, and a check/money order for the applicable fees (payable to NJ State Treasurer) to: New Jersey Bureau of Vital Statistics and Registration, Attn: – Record Modification Unit, PO Box 370, Trenton, NJ 08625.

It would certainly be less gross than looking at his gangrenous taint.

Nobody is going to buy him a bike for that shit either way, though.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I really don't understand why he cares so much about legal documents.

Phil needs his birth certificate in order to make his marriage to Christine legal. They might be in love, but the courts have their rules.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Nobody is going to buy him a bike for that shit either way, though.

Can I just point out that you can buy a drive-able car for less than the cost of the bike he wants?

 

[AnOminous]

Phil is not diabetic.

Phil is more diabetic than Wilford Brimley.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It's only natural to miss your ex, even if you didn't get along... but think of what an upgrade Christine is! She's a catch, Phil!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Poor Dr. Garcia.

 

[Asandy31]

Yeah, a piece of paper might make people be more accepting of you in a topical sense, but it won't force them to invite you into their lives as a "housewife" or even a "friend" for that matter.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Someone should inform Dr. Garcia that his name is being slandered.

 

[Asandy31]

It's only natural to miss your ex, even if you didn't get along... but think of what an upgrade Christine is! She's a catch, Phil!

Also, I hear her anus is as tight as a rubberband and herpes free....unlike Rika

 

[KingQueen]

Hey, if Phil gets such an amended birth certificate, it would prove his claim of being a neutered pig, possibly.

Yeah. It's the wording of the letter that counts for this legally - because orchi is performed for other reasons too, they just need to word it as "for the purposes of gender transition" or "to confirm sex". An experienced doctor will already know to do this, but it used to be a problem for some folks.