03/23/2016 - Phil Returns To Facebook, Continues To Lie About Weight, Desperately Tags People -

  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.

Smutley

Kill Count: 2
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Retired Staff
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These are the only people who have bothered to even like his shit recently. That's really sad.
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4Macie

The Cow Dullahan
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Like others have said, why is Phil so obsessed with what we think of his weight anyway? Shouldn't he be more concerned with the fact that his life is a train-wreck at this point?
This is the only thing he can fight us on right now.

Phil isn't getting attention from his ball removal surgery claims so he's hoping that if he picks a fight with KiwiFarms and "wins" then he'll get asspats.


Edit:
He's officially shut his facebook off now. Of course, that means none of his asspatters will see anything he just posted....
 

obliviousbeard

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Just one quick question that pops into my mind, how the hell does Phil think he weights his critical mass while sleeping under the bridges? Or does he prioritize scales before housing too?
 

VLAD

I may be but small, but I will die a colossus.
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This is the only thing he can fight us on right now.

Phil isn't getting attention from his ball removal surgery claims so he's hoping that if he picks a fight with KiwiFarms and "wins" then he'll get asspats.
But he's literally the only person in his group of friends who cares about Kiwi Farms. It's like Don Quixote tilting at windmills, if the Man of La Mancha was a three hundred pound potato.
 

Bassomatic

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This is the only thing he can fight us on right now.

Phil isn't getting attention from his ball removal surgery claims so he's hoping that if he picks a fight with KiwiFarms and "wins" then he'll get asspats.


Edit:
He's officially shut his facebook off now. Of course, that means none of his asspatters will see anything he just posted....
That butt blasting.

Even his ass patters didn't care about the ball story so he had to dig out his trump card of gamergate kiwi assassins and no one's cared about that ever. It's a riot his last move is always the weakest.
 
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