03/31/2016 - Smelling Of Rotting Fruit & Old Diapers, Phil Claims To Pay For A Shower -
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Phil will fit right in with his fellow Christian MALES.
At least until they smell him.
At least until they smell him.
That is the smell of oppression.
Only in Phil's mind is it cheaper to not shower, but then pay money to lie about showering.
I smell a setup. He'll walk in, insist on using the women's facilities, start shit, chimp, then use the debacle as fodder for a rant about how oppressed he is. Being a victim of institutional oppression is one of the very few asspatter baits he has left, considering how they don't give a shit about his personal bullshit. In the end, no shower, no money down, and enough righteous indignation to last the weekend.
What a spendthrift. He paid for a fake shower and a fake rape story when he could get the real thing for free in jail.
Young man, do you think that you're wise?
I said, young man, cut it out with the lies
I said, young man, there's no way to disguise --
We all know that you're a fibber.
Young man, there's no place left to go
I said, young man, this already you know
You can't stay there, and I'm sure you won't find
Anyone who'd want to fig you.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
You can peer in and drool at the spincycle bikes
And you don't have to go inside
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
You can post on Facebook and blow some hot gas
And wait for people to pat your ass...
I said, young man, cut it out with the lies
I said, young man, there's no way to disguise --
We all know that you're a fibber.
Young man, there's no place left to go
I said, young man, this already you know
You can't stay there, and I'm sure you won't find
Anyone who'd want to fig you.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
You can peer in and drool at the spincycle bikes
And you don't have to go inside
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to lie at the Y.M.C.A.
You can post on Facebook and blow some hot gas
And wait for people to pat your ass...
Countdown timer to wrong bathroom chimpout...
The Man With No Name
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Everyone seems to think he paid money to lie about showering. Why do we think he paid any money at all to lie? Isn't that legal tender still good for bondage gear and cheese?
Typical Phil: Spending his autismbux on something that he'll never use.
And the rest of the people at the Y should be grateful he won't use those showers. God knows I wouldn't want to shower after him and I would pity whatever janitor would have to clean up the shower when he's done.
And the rest of the people at the Y should be grateful he won't use those showers. God knows I wouldn't want to shower after him and I would pity whatever janitor would have to clean up the shower when he's done.
The best part about this.
Phil reads here and can't let us catch his lies effect his lies, once he tells one it keeps growing till he tires of it.
If we laugh at him paying for the Y or we call BS either way, he will make stuff up. He's honestly dumb enough to pay for that and never use it. But at the same time he lies about every so he probably didn't do it and it's a lie to cover his lack of hygine and being fat and now he has "proof" he's working out and losing weight.
If we debate about him and laugh at him, he will chimp out, giving us more sweet sweet sweet tard milk. Because also end of the day, it doesn't effect us. We aren't living under a bridge covered in cartoonishly bad spanish tattoos having to lie on facebook about how great life is because they can shower now.
Well looks to be about sixteen locations in the bay area, so that's sixteen possible chimp outs waiting to happen.
I just got the mental image of Phil getting banned from one YMCA, angrily bouncing while squeaking all the way to another, and then repeating the process. Like a scene out of a cartoon.
"Exercise" "Shower access"
So Phil just paid $85 to lie to everyone
So Phil just paid $85 to lie to everyone
Steambath Philly
Because Phil is retarded, it's not that hard to imagine him posting this shit on facebook with a smug hamster expression on his face after pissing away all that money, just to find out later he could've lied about that too and still get the same results.
I'm hoping he tries to use the women's shower and encounters a massive TERF bull-dyke.
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It's old but I aint seen it mentioned yet.
Honestly he's making this easy.
