FIGGIN 04/08/16 phil isn't the only one who wants to see him get electrocuted -
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Go, Phil! Go out and zap to the extreme!
Kiwi agents! Up the voltage next time he comes in! We can finally rid the world of Phil!
All right, let's get this out of the way...
But in all seriousness, his "electro play" is probably just licking a 9-volt battery.
But in all seriousness, his "electro play" is probably just licking a 9-volt battery.
My god, is there any way he's not somehow obsessed with CWC?!
I'm just interested that Phil found a new place to stink up. http://mr-s-leather.com (nsfw). I'm sure a bunch of leather clad puppy play gays love a sweaty homeless man that smells of garbage shocking himself and squeaking inside their store.
Just like when he forced some poor sex shop to let him wear their bondage stuff.
Just like when he forced some poor sex shop to let him wear their bondage stuff.
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I'm now just imagining Bane's "I was born in darkness" speech from Rises, but with the word darkness replaced with autism, and a hamster voice instead of whateverthefuck.
I've said it before, but it's amazing that Phil has managed to survive this long.
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What an amazing inversion of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
And yet another case where Phil can only enjoy sex if it's painful for him, his partner, or both. For anyone else, I wouldn't think their personal kinks were worth commentary, but we've never heard a situation where Phil enjoys sensual contact for its own sake. I wonder if his need to flaunt his BDSM side is overcompensation for the fact that he really, honestly, doesn't enjoy sex that much.
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Good thing no one here has mentioned how sexually-exhilarating it is to jam a fork into an electrical outlet, we as kiwis need to prevent Phil from experiencing the 3 minute instant orgasm that comes with it (I mean, he does lurk here after all).
A homeless man decides he's into sex play that is both expensive and requires electrical service. 
Is he going to recharge this stuff at a public library? What next Phil, are you gonna get into medical fetishism and push an examination table around the streets of Portland?
Is he going to recharge this stuff at a public library? What next Phil, are you gonna get into medical fetishism and push an examination table around the streets of Portland?
Considering he lugs around bondage gear instead of supplies, Phil might push an examination table instead of a shopping cart.A homeless man decides he's into sex play that is both expensive and requires electrical service.
"Isabel is a baddie." I can't help but imagine vague scratches on the forearm and a claim of being oh so hardcore a cutter.
Electric play? Enjoy your mild tingling sensation, Rambo. u so hrdkor.
Someone want to introduce this whitebread edgelord to Blood Play, or would that be opening a pandora's box?
Electric play? Enjoy your mild tingling sensation, Rambo. u so hrdkor.
Someone want to introduce this whitebread edgelord to Blood Play, or would that be opening a pandora's box?
Wouldn't wanna do that, might risk spreading the HIV.
He's homeless; where did he do this electro-play?
Did he lick a battery? Maybe he fucked with a car battery and those connectors to jump a car with? Maybe he stuck something in an electrical outlet?
Or maybe this is all made up and he didn't do shit but lay around gathering grease, dirt, and stank.
Did he lick a battery? Maybe he fucked with a car battery and those connectors to jump a car with? Maybe he stuck something in an electrical outlet?
Or maybe this is all made up and he didn't do shit but lay around gathering grease, dirt, and stank.
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