04/23/2016 - Phil Is Writing Angry Manifesto About How Everyone Hates Him Unfairly - CrippleFuhrer Approved

[Smutley]

Normally I'd wait until the thing is out for an update, but why not open this up for entertainment. C.I.S. agents know Phil better than he knows himself - so list out the bullet points he's going to hit for why everyone hates him for no reason.

This post will be updated when his manifesto is released

 

[kobebyarlant]

Kick the transautistic: the west coast's favorite game.

 

[LD 3187]

It's worth noting that this was triggered by a similar post from Cripple Hitler, what i really want to see is how much of Phil's post will be a lazy copy of Kyle's post.

 

[Lysistrata]

I look forward to reading it, Phil. Your thoughts will be inputed.

 

[Milford Grimley]

I like how Phil has to make a status to tell people he's about to post a status in advance, instead of just saving time and effort and just posting the status.

 

[chimpburgers]

• Kiwi Farms was the reason that it took me so long for me to get castrated, fuck them and I hope Smutley dies in a fire
• Cis menz are oppressing me and holding me down in a car
• No one likes my status updates anymore so therefore they hate me
• Michael Sandell is a piece of shit traitor that caused me more pain than many
• Fuck Skarlett for posting on Kiwi Farms and helping them call me out on my bullshit even more
• My tattoos are art and no one else understands them except me, so fuck them all

 

[AnOminous]

I like how Phil has to make a status to tell people he's about to post a status in advance, instead of just saving time and effort and just posting the status.

It's like he wants to give us a chance to not give a shit in advance instead of having us wait until he actually posts it to not give a shit.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Better repaint the racewar van as a wambulance.

 

[Karen Riley]

This is going to be really good, by the sounds of this post he's going to blame some of his Facebook friends who didn't drop everything else in their lives to help Phil as well as his normal blaming of this website. No surprises to see Phil behaving like a typical cow/like he normally does, blaming everybody else for being unpopular instead of stopping to take two seconds to examine how he might be the problem.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

From what I've read of this mighty testicled fella, his triggers seem to include having not triggered recently. Mental illness and attention seeking dovetail so nicely.

 

[Positron]

"Social isolation"? Oh Phil.
I thought you were "surrounded by people who care for your life and your safety" just after you had your "orchiectomy", hmm?

 

[Xarpho]

There needs to be a bingo board made to see what gets mentioned. "Kiwi Farms" is the free space. Others include "transmisogyny", "7/4/97", a suicide threat, Michael Sandell, "gaslighting", "Latinx", Austro-Latinian Empire.

 

[4Macie]

How hard is it to realize that people don't like you because you're an asshat not because you claim you're a translatinx?
Phil isn't "persecuted" because he's different, he's treated like an asshole because he's an asshole.

A nice person doesn't hit their mom, their partners, doesn't threaten random strangers, doesn't get upset when someone says "Hi" to them while accidently using the wrong pronouns, and a nice person doesn't make up elaborate lies to get pity points. An asshole does these things. And assholes get treated as assholes should be treated.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

There needs to be a bingo board made to see what gets mentioned. "Kiwi Farms" is the free space. Others include "transmisogyny", "7/4/97", a suicide threat, Michael Sandell, "gaslighting", "Latinx", Austro-Latinian Empire.

"Dusty," "Kourinne," "Jody," "Anime Club," "PTSD," "Occupy," "Cops," "Autism/Autism Shaming," "Anarchy," "(Demanding money)," "(Demanding housing)," "(irrational entitlement)"

We can get a full board going.

 

[VLAD]

There needs to be a bingo board made to see what gets mentioned. "Kiwi Farms" is the free space. Others include "transmisogyny", "7/4/97", a suicide threat, Michael Sandell, "gaslighting", "Latinx", Austro-Latinian Empire.

over 9000 hours in MS Paint

 

[Positron]

Ask and you shall receive

 

[The Dude]

Phil is self-centered, socially awkward, antagonistic, unintelligent, mal-tempered, aggressive, has a fucked up world view, self-righteous, sanctimonious, smug, self-absorbed, selfish, greedy, gluttonous, ugly in appearance and in personality, violent, dim witted, militaristic, Autistic, insecure, narrow minded, intolerant, ignorant, dirty, smelly, unattractive in every sense of the word, not self aware in the slightest, racist, heterophobic, CISphobic, anglophobic, and is just generally unpleasant to be around. But it's all OUR fault his life sucks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Could this manifesto be a prelude to another suicide threat?

 

[Zim]

He's definitely not isolated with no friends because he has offensive, badly translated tattoos, is intolerant of anything that's not him, labeling, asshole, bondage hobo who goes to great length to garner attention through massive amounts of lying. It's definitely not because of that.

 

[EyeWasATeenageMallgoth]

over 9000 hours in MS Paint

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