04/26/2016 - Phil Pretends to OD on Motrin PM In Desperate Bid For Attention And Housing -

[Smutley]

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Is there a gender marker for potato?

 

[LD 3187]

Humans do other things besides mistakes, Phil not so much.

 

[wet_butt]

Wants to sweep something under the rug; continually posts about it in a public forum. GG, no re.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Can't wait for the "STOP ADDICTION SHAMING ME!" posts.

 

[Smutley]

lmao what wit

 

[Bad Dog]

The only thing Phil is living for is to try all the different cheeses the world has to offer... that get shipped to stores in Cali/Portland because he doesn't go anywhere the fuck else.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

lmao what wit
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Someone's fishing for a pity fig....

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I am only hu-

No, you're not.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

It's like my post in the ADF A-Log thread is becoming a reality...

 

[Ruin]

Is this the beginning of the fake drug addict saga?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I have a feeling that we're going to see more of these almost-OD'd or nearly-got-raped posts from him moving forward. This is his way to fish for attention without getting the clocks reset.

EDIT: Awesome, the suicide clock reset. Suck it, Phil.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'd be depressed too if I was homeless and only people who paid attention to me where laughing at me.

 

[Oswald Cobblepot]

oh now we will have to hear about how he is now being oppressed because he is a homeless, latina potato with a "drug addiction" and all of this is the Kiwis fault

 

[Forever Sunrise]

He should come over to the UK. Over here our health system is so shit you can basically get hardcore drugs just for saying you have a bum knee.

 

[The Dude]

Motrin PM...to kill the "pain". Like depression is a headache or something. Call me when you're popping 100mg of oxycodone at a go, Phil. Until then I'm not impressed.

 

[4Macie]

oh now we will have to hear about how he is now being oppressed because he is a homeless, latina potato with a "drug addiction" and all of this is the Kiwis fault

And to top it off, we're also the reason he doesn't have a partner. Eventually, he'll just make one up and we'll have pages and pages of discussion about how this partner isn't real.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Goddammit Phil. If you're gonna pretend to be some kind of horrible drug addict, at least pick an actual drug like meth or something like that.

I mean you already look and act like a junkie, and now you (somehow) got some cough syrup so you have like 2/3 of it down right off the bat.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Microaggressions." Another word that probably has a unique meaning in Philish.

 

[Zim]

It's called "misstakes", Phil. Stop trying to mansplain things to us when you don't understand the basics of gender identification.