FIGGIN 04-28-16 supposed bdsm fetishist phil whines about getting spanked - he was never raped

[CatParty]

 

[Bassomatic]

Even if spanking doesn't work it doesn't explain what the fuck potato blob you are Philly.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

His dad just didn't hit him hard enough.

 

[VLAD]

"You are teaching your children that violence is how to deal with people who don't do as they're told, those who disagree with them, and those they wish to exert control over."

I'm sure Jackie Haskins and Maria Pupo have a lot to say about that.

 

[Smutley]

20 years later and he's STILL mad his dad spanked him for bullying 8 year olds at a fireworks show.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Can he really talk about violence when he assaulted his mom though?

 

[Alex Krycek]

If he has no balls and can't have kids, why does he care?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Complains about getting spanked, Literally punched his mom in the face.

 

[cans.wav]

Complains about getting spanked, Literally punched his mom in the face.

W-WELL GETTING SPANKED TAUGHT ME TO DO IT -Phil

 

[Seahorses]

His dad just didn't hit him hard enough.

Not strong enough to spank autism.

 

[kcbbq]

Phil needed more spankings. Maybe he would have had a chance if something had gotten through to his potatobrain as a child.

 

[Splendid]

This is all just because we figured out that Angelo's supposed rape was just him spanking ADF as a child.

 

[Gaol]

The funny thing is spanking is one of the main fundamentals in BDSM, it's used to assert control over the sub. Of course we all know Phil only likes BDSM because he thinks it makes him look controlling and evil and doesn't know anything about the practice itself.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"with his shitty..." what Phil? Don't leave us hangin' bro!

 

[Xarpho]

Huh. This throws a wrench into the theory that Phil has sworn up and down his father raped him on 7/4/97 that he started to believe that it really did happen.

Altogether, this makes it worse as Phil has been knowingly lying this whole time instead of just being delusional.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil, spouting smugly on parenting issues.

Next up: Kyle Brookes on how walking in stilletto heels is bad for your feet.

 

[4Macie]

Phil is not a parent and he never will be; so this spanking issue he's going on about is a moot point.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

20 years later and he's STILL mad

Holding grudges for life is a standard lolcow trait.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Somewhere a yaoi paddle sheds a tear.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm surprised he didn't go into a tirade about how spanking him made him fetishize BDSM and created the sexual deviant we see before us... But, then again he takes pleasure in being a sexual deviant, even if he doesn't even practice or understand it.