Tattoos 04/28/2016 - Phil Brags about his Chopped off Meatballs to Jordman and Shows Off An Old Tattoo -

[chimpburgers]

Being a faggot as usual. What else can I say?

 

[女鬼]

Being a faggot as usual. What else can I say?

What is that tattoo even supposed to represent? What's that in the background, a knife and vibrator?

 

[Sparklepants]

What is that tattoo even supposed to represent? What's that in the background, a knife and vibrator?

I think it's supposed to be a knife and a Hitachi magic wand, but Jesus Christ it's on the short list for worst tattoos.

 

[Smutley]

Being a faggot as usual. What else can I say?

A small correction - that's actually an old tattoo he got last year.

 

[LD 3187]

This tattoo represents ADF sexuality: weird, badly done and based on sexual toys.

Also, was this made by Sonju? That has to be the worst dynamite i've ever seen.

 

[chimpburgers]

A small correction - that's actually an old tattoo he got last year.

Title of the thread's been changed. Thanks.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Sonju doesn't give a fuck when he tattoos Phil. Look at that shoddy work.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You still have balls Phil, difference between you and Jordman is that he still has friends.

 

[moorhen]

Sonju doesn't give a fuck when he tattoos Phil. Look at that shoddy work.

Sonju is Phil's biggest troll, making him look stupid and taking all his money.

A true hero.

 

[Bassomatic]

What I love the most about Phil is he doesn't remember his own lies.

He claims to be Puerto Rican. Yet the tattoo has a
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macuahuitl
Or... Aztec war club.

He really grasps on to something does not even the littlest work and just racistly blankets anything in the shade of people he's pretended to be as the same. If he was pretending to be French he'd probably be covered in Union Jacks.

 

[VLAD]

What I love the most about Phil is he doesn't remember his own lies.

He claims to be Puerto Rican. Yet the tattoo has a
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macuahuitl
Or... Aztec war club.

He really grasps on to something does not even the littlest work and just racistly blankets anything in the shade of people he's pretended to be as the same. If he was pretending to be French he'd probably be covered in Union Jacks.

Well, everything south of the border is the same exotic brown shade of "lateenks" to him.

 

['tism]

I think it's supposed to be an AK bayonet hooked to its sheath to form a wire cutter but it's so badly done it's hard to make out, plus it has the weird cord thing on the bottom.

 

[Bassomatic]

I think it's supposed to be an AK bayonet hooked to its sheath to form a wire cutter but it's so badly done it's hard to make out, plus it has the weird cord thing on the bottom.

Looks more like a butt plug stick of dynamite to me.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Pretty sure it's a dildo. Never underestimate Phil's stupidity. There isn't a bottom.

 

[Teeter]

Looks more like a butt plug stick of dynamite to me.

I thought it was a tampon.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Sonju is Phil's biggest troll, making him look stupid and taking all his money.

A true hero.

Sonju must live by the phrase "Give a man enough rope and he will hang himself."

 

[Coldgrip]

Being a faggot as usual. What else can I say?

The blade of the knife that parrot is in front of is facing the wrong way.

 

[Wafflehaus]

Oh yeah I think that is supposed to be a Hitachi magic wand.

God those things are noisy as hell imagine phil squeaking and buzzing under his bridge with one ugh

 

[Venusaur]

Jordan should be given the surgery papers that Phil posted. You know. The ones that specify that he was rejected?

 

[drtoboggan]

He needs a tattoo that says "7/4/97 never happened."