Tommy is sad today
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He's sad because he's the Cryptkeeper Sam Kinison.
Tommy is sad today![]()
Sam had the potential to pass as a troon, Tom doesn't. Tom is like a hybrid of the Cryptkeeper, Smeagol, and Yubaba from Spirited Away.He's sad because he's the Cryptkeeper Sam Kinison.
Cryptkeeper and Candyman if they had a lovechild. Only difference, Sam can sing and make people laugh, Tommy does not.He thinks we're jealous of him because he's content being a child molesting dog fucker who wallows around in his own filth.
He described transkids as "beautiful". Coming from a 70 year old pervert, he should be swatted.
Null, make addendum to have Tom swatted.
Sam had the potential to pass as a troon, Tom doesn't. Tom is like a hybrid of the Cryptkeeper, Smeagol, and Yubaba from Spirited Away.
Nobody here has ever claimed to be doing anything of social value, but dying old Tom has to pretend we are so that he can at least pretend he’s beating us at something before he shits himself to death."delusions of intellect and the idea that they're doing something that has social value" AKA going online to laugh at retards
Even after literal decades of failure, he still thinks he's an Artist who's going to change the world and do something Truly Important. Having someone to fight against (the imaginary enemies trying to stop him) takes up his time and saves him the trouble of y'know, actually creating anything. But, hey, being a persecuted artist probably sounds really cool to the preteens he's trying to groom.Nobody here has ever claimed to be doing anything of social value, but dying old Tom has to pretend we are so that he can at least pretend he’s beating us at something before he shits himself to death.
As for his other favourite, delusions of intellect, that’s more complicated. Nobody’s trying to appear smart, it’s just that toothless Tom is such a smooth-brained retard that a normal-functioning person appears to be a genius. But Fat Tom thinks he’s a genius, so he just can’t comprehend how people he believes to be inferior keep outsmarting him. He sits there, sobbing with rage and frustration, sharting uncontrollably and hammering at the keyboard in a desperate attempt to understand. “Duuuuuuh,” he says.
Its only a matter of time before his shit hits the fan.Even after literal decades of failure, he still thinks he's an Artist who's going to change the world and do something Truly Important. Having someone to fight against (the imaginary enemies trying to stop him) takes up his time and saves him the trouble of y'know, actually creating anything. But, hey, being a persecuted artist probably sounds really cool to the preteens he's trying to groom.
As for our purpose being here - I used to think he was too delusional to grasp it, but now I'm convinced he's just in denial. It's very, very simple, Tom. Most of us find your forum entertaining and with Tommy the clown around the circus never leaves town.