[04-Jan-2020] Drunken Peasants discuss DSP - or, What happens when you touch the autism vortex

[Comma]

DSP is awake and responding to the DP tweets:



Which also means he had only six hours of sleep, at most.

 

[Muppetmode]

the man who hid a kat for half a year, makes an annual marathon he would do anyway a subgoal, refuses to do anything that requires more effort than pressing play on his laptop wants to talk about milking viewers? I guess he really is trying to mobilize the

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'll just note that if Subaruman was actually abusive to Kathy to the point where the police were involved, the autistic detectives here would certainly have found proof of that. A woman in the mental health system like Kathy is will be protected seriously in a situation like this.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I'll just note that if Subaruman was actually abusive to Kathy to the point where the police were involved, the autistic detectives here would certainly have found proof of that. A woman in the mental health system like Kathy is will be protected seriously in a situation like this.

It wouldn't surprise me if this is just how Phil is characterizing SubaruMan kicking her out after finding out she was Phil's girlfriend while still pretending to be his to keep using him for money.

 

[Pargon]

The day when DSP has every right to laugh at you is the day the noose must begin looking very comfortable.

 

[actually]

One other thing the emails showed that I don't think has been pointed out yet:

The DP guy is 37 and had a "falling out" with his friends in his 30s. Seems like he's basically Phil if you press X instead of Y when selecting your character.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Literally everyone involved in this is a galaxy-sized, unmitigated, Maddox level shit faggot. That is all.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

*kat cheats on suburu guy with Phil*

Suburu guy: "fuck off out my house"

kat: "waah Phil he abused me."

Probably bullshit. This whole scenario has been farcical. Gotta give DSP some due for being savvy enough (paranoid too) to have not bothered to go through.

 

[drgnkiller]

*kat cheats on suburu guy with Phil*

Suburu guy: "fuck off out my house"

kat: "waah Phil he abused me."

Probably bullshit. This whole scenario has been farcical. Gotta give DSP some due for being savvy enough (paranoid too) to have not bothered to go through.

The abuse was him forcing her to watch Marvel movies. That's why she's traumatized by them and he's not allowed to watch anything superhero related.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Despite those drunken clowns making absolute fools of themselves DSP has to try and take a victory lap spouting more bullshit.

It was the haters that influenced your decision, you are terrified of being in a situation you don’t have absolute control over. Saying his fans “begged” him not to do their show is a pretty massive stretch.

Imagine trying to get a guest for a YouTube stream and he asks you how you can’t guarantee his wife’s safety....like what does this mean...now I’m even more curious what quartering told dark to assure hIm kat would be safe, or is dark literally only afraid of steam chats for some unknown reason

I also love he researched them and found out they were negative content creators, but saw quarterings 40 bait videos complaining about some dumb bitch starring in a marvel movie and thought “yo this dudes positive as fuck AND promising my wife’s safety, this is Positive as hell!”

 

[actually]

Imagine trying to get a guest for a YouTube stream and he asks you how you can’t guarantee his wife’s safety....like what does this mean...now I’m even more curious what quartering told dark to assure hIm kat would be safe, or is dark literally only afraid of steam chats for some unknown reason

He was 100% afraid of a live chat that would be pointing out his lies and busting out memes about him and Kat. That's it.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Hol up

This FUCKING guy

 

[actually]

Hol up
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This FUCKING guy

My favorite part about this is when he posted his streaming hours on Twitter...and they came out, based solely on the times he listed, to just over 8 hours (8hr 15min, if I recall). And that assumed he was streaming straight through, ignoring the roughly 1 hour the streams are on without him doing anything and his 30+ minute "break" during 1st stream. He tries so hard to make it seem like he's busy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It wouldn't surprise me if this is just how Phil is characterizing SubaruMan kicking her out after finding out she was Phil's girlfriend while still pretending to be his to keep using him for money.

WHAAAAT?! I HAVE TO HOUSE AND FEED AND GIVE MONEY TO MY NEW MOTHER-NURSE-GIRLFRIEND?
THATS BULLSHIT, WHY CANT THE OTHER GUY DO IT?

 

[Near]

This really deserves a standing ovation. They proved DSP right. There is only one other group that managed to do so, even if it took them five years. And they built water wells in Africa. I guess Drunken peasants went for the speedrun WR any%. Brilliant use of the "I was only pretending to be retarded" route

https://archive.md/UwOum

 

[ZehnBoat]

i feel this is appropriate

 

[Meech]

Are the writers on strike? What is this stupid bullshit?!

 

[Schmeckel]

i feel this is appropriate

I fucking love how Shonie Carter has no idea how to officiate this. He jumps in, looks completely bewildered, and just puts both hands up to say "touchdown!"

This dogshit of a fight between these two camps is less like ACTUAL fighters and more like...

 

[Tenebrae Meretrix]

This really deserves a standing ovation. They proved DSP right. There is only one other group that managed to do so, even if it took them five years. And they built water wells in Africa. I guess Drunken peasants went for the speedrun WR any%. Brilliant use of the "I was only pretending to be exceptional" route

https://archive.md/UwOum

When DSP forces you to use the "I was only pretending to be retarded" excuse, it's time to be the cause for some delayed trains.

 

[Haunter]

I've been updating the thread's OP. A couple thing've occurred to me while putting it together that Imma need some help with:

I noticed that in this screenshot, Drunken Peasants say only that they "will discuss DP being recently block" by "DSP in his Twitch chat"

As far as I know, it's @drgnkiller in the Tweet's reply that first mentions "reading the emails". Was he the one to first bring this up? I feel like I'm missing something obvious

Also, in the revealed email correspondence, Phil reveals that he knows everything we know about Kat: "Her full name, previous addresses and jobs, medical history," etc. I could've sworn that's Phil's claimed Kat was never doxed. Does this sound familiar to anyone else?