05/01/2016 - Phil Quotes Vinnie Paz "Kill Em All", Also Cathy Brennan Is A Fake Goth - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JVZG7W9eM

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Smutley

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The Dude

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He sure thinks he's some real bad ass, doesn't he? I highly doubt he'd have this kind of bravado if he was face to face with one of us. Just another Internet Tough Guy. And "Izzy Hell" is about the most Autistic, try-hard nickname I've ever heard, which is proof that Phil gave himself the nickname.
 
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Wally Balljacker

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And "Izzy Hell" is about the most Autistic, try-hard nickname I've ever heard, which is proof that Phil give himself the nickname.
It reminds me of those grimdark pseudogoth kids in middle school who'd give themselves nicknames like "Raven", "Lucifer", or "Maelecith, the One-Winged Vampire Angel". Further evidence that Phil is mentally locked at his preteen years.

Izzy Hell sounds cool to Phil and Phil alone. It's got all the originality and charm of a fan-made Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character.
 

Don't Call Anybody

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Has Phil read the thread about real goth/fake goth sperging in Community Watch? Away from this little corner devoted to him to the rest of our fair farms? If so, we're making great progress converting him to a ciswhite gamergate kiwi shitlord!
 

FramerGirl420

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He sure thinks he's some real bad ass, doesn't he? I highly doubt he'd have this kind of bravado if he was face to face with one of us. Just another Internet Tough Guy. And "Izzy Hell" is about the most Autistic, try-hard nickname I've ever heard, which is proof that Phil gave himself the nickname.
I have to second @The Dude and say Izzy Hell is a fully retarded self applied name. He's the only person in the galaxy that thinks it's cool, and other galaxies are coming around.
More like Cissy Fail, am I right?
 

Taily Puff

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I can't wait for the inevitable day that even Phoenix will get sick of getting tagged in every inane thought Phil has.

I can't wait for the day that Phil wakes up and realizes getting off the cold hard pavement is way harder than it used to be because he's getting older and his youthful invincibility is wearing off.
I can't wait for the day that people stop ignoring Phil's shit in public because he's obviously not a confused teenager and is clearly a middle aged white dude, and while they might roll their eyes at a teenager acting like Phil, they're going to start calling the cops when he's balding and wrinkly.
And I really can't wait for the day that Phil realizes he spent his entire life living a lie, accomplished nothing, has nothing to show for it, and left no mark on the world at all. The day he realizes his custom designed road signs are going to wind up in a landfill between a pizza box and a dirty diaper. The day he realizes there are no friends or family to carry on his name. The day he realizes that when he dies, Australatina will simply cease to exist because it's not fucking real and never will be. And best of all, he'll realize that it's too late to start trying to build something now, that he had one chance to live a life and instead he squandered it shitting on things other people built and raging against a forum full of people who kinda laughed at him for a few minutes when he raged then went back to their own lives.

The bummer is no one will get to see the look on his face if that all ever hits him.
 

The Dude

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I can't wait for the day that Phil wakes up and realizes getting off the cold hard pavement is way harder than it used to be because he's getting older and his youthful invincibility is wearing off.
I can't wait for the day that people stop ignoring Phil's shit in public because he's obviously not a confused teenager and is clearly a middle aged white dude, and while they might roll their eyes at a teenager acting like Phil, they're going to start calling the cops when he's balding and wrinkly.
And I really can't wait for the day that Phil realizes he spent his entire life living a lie, accomplished nothing, has nothing to show for it, and left no mark on the world at all. The day he realizes his custom designed road signs are going to wind up in a landfill between a pizza box and a dirty diaper. The day he realizes there are no friends or family to carry on his name. The day he realizes that when he dies, Australatina will simply cease to exist because it's not fucking real and never will be. And best of all, he'll realize that it's too late to start trying to build something now, that he had one chance to live a life and instead he squandered it shitting on things other people built and raging against a forum full of people who kinda laughed at him for a few minutes when he raged then went back to their own lives.

The bummer is no one will get to see the look on his face if that all ever hits him.

I would love to see that day, too. However, Phil's autism and ego may prevent him from realizing what an absolute failure he is and that he's completely wasted his life on stupid, pointless ventures. He may never realize that he is completely useless, irrelevant, and has made no impact in anyone's life aside from providing laughs to strangers on the internet for a few minutes until they return to living their own lives.
 

VLAD

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You can't give yourself a nickname. It doesn't work like that.

And the more you insist on being called it, the more people will stop taking you seriously.

Don't most people learn this around third grade?
 
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