05/05/2016 - Phil Enters The Court At Noon EST -
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In one hour and seven minutes, you will still be Phil
With both balls on.
And AIDS
You know, some small part of me almost hopes he gets his name and gender marker changed. Think of all the epic chimpouts we'll get to see when he goes into a women's restroom and gets screamed at and shooed out by angry cis women! Or when he's still called a man by everyone that looks at him!
But no matter what happens, he's still my favorite lolcow, Phil the Potato.
But no matter what happens, he's still my favorite lolcow, Phil the Potato.
I hope Phil gets it.
Because he will brag and brag like a victory.
When in realty he spent his tard bux on changing his name instead of a place to live food or anything remotely inportant.
And to him its a life crowning achievement its so tragic. And really fucking funny.
Because he will brag and brag like a victory.
When in realty he spent his tard bux on changing his name instead of a place to live food or anything remotely inportant.
And to him its a life crowning achievement its so tragic. And really fucking funny.
That's assuming he can even see them over his massive gut and there less than impressive size.
Edit to add:
This image sum's it up really well.
And Cheese
You know, Phil, there are people in my life who have gone by a preferred name, other than their legal name, for so long that no one outside their family even knows their legal name. They have effectively renamed themselves by saying "I prefer to be called ___" or "My friends call me ___". Granted, for that last one, you need to actually have friends, but that's a minor detail. And they accomplish this without court visits or legal fees, which is handy, because then they can spend that money on food and shelter.
WHICH IS NICE.
WHICH IS NICE.
And by 1PM EST the hazmat crew will probably have finished decontaminating the courtroom.
It doesn't matter, he will not be satisfied until he can have that fancy femme Latin name on Facebook. That will show all the evil Kiwis and GGers who say he's not a real girl.
I think he would be far more convincing if he actually looked like a girl instead of a fat, hairy, balding hobo covered in manly bondage gear.
Phil graduated magna cum laude from the "Kylie Brooks School of How To Be A Tranny." Are you honestly trying to suggest that women don't have round deformed heads, cauliflower ears, nasty lice-infested mohawks, Crayola marker tattoos, and dress in ill-fitting bondage gear that show off their barrel chest and Buddha belly? That's transmisogynistic!
AIDS, balls, cheese, autism, and tattoos! By your powers combined I am failure Phil!
You get a winner.
Is there a way to check the status of his name change on the courts website? We all know he can only legally change his gender marker in New Jersey as some our people who are legally literate have said.
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Honestly he's making this easy.
