05/06/2016 - Phil Threatens Facebook With Legal Action, Forgets He's Poor And No Lawyer Will Care -

[Smutley]

He's had his new name barely a day and he's already acting insufferable about it.

 

[DZ 305]

I expected no less from the Potato Boy. Also, glad to see Phil uses a line from a movie about people mutilating themselves to be free, something that he can never do.

 

[AnOminous]

Facebook doesn't even need to let potatoes have an account at all much less bend over to their whims.

 

[Count groudon]

It's not like changing your Facebook handle to a girly name will make you any less of a man, Phil.

 

[Splendid]

Lol, as a private entity, Facebook may choose any user naming policy it desires.

If we wake up tomorrow and everyone's name has been changed to Cuck Cuckerson, you have no legal recourse.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Lol Jews obeying the law.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Lol, as a private entity, Facebook may choose any user naming policy it desires.

If we wake up tomorrow and everyone's name has been changed to Cuck Cuckerson, you have no legal recourse.

I want them to change his first name to "Kiwi."

 

[VLAD]

Most people have goals they strive towards. It could be friendship, wealth, a fulfilling relationship, or a vacation to remember forever.

For Phil, it's getting his name changed on Facebook to his current identity of the week.

 

[Qi Meng Dealer]

I love it when people shit talk Zuckerberg and Facebook but can't bring themselves to not use it for even just a day.

 

[Smutley]

It's not contempt of court idiot.

 

[Splendid]

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It's not contempt of court idiot.

Cool antisemitism Phil.
People have a widely recognized right to reasonable accommodations to celebrate their religious holidays.

 

[DZ 305]

Cool antisemitism Phil.
People have a widely recognized right to reasonable accommodations to celebrate their religious holidays.

"But, muh fefes before anyone else's!"

 

[GetShrekt]

I wish Phil would realize that Facebook has much bigger matters to attend to than spur-of-the-moment name changes.

An anudder thing, Zuckercis!

I NAME IS NOT AHUVIYA ROSA SOMETHING!

So get it through your damn fucking skull and call him the real name that have California has been given to him!

Chris tard-raged about people using the wrong name better than you, Philly-boy.

 

[AnOminous]

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It's not contempt of court idiot.

Stupid fucker. It doesn't have their name on it, it isn't "served" on them. The only reason they will probably change the name is because it is THEIR OWN POLICY TO DO IT.

 

[cwcproquo]

I wish Phil would realize that Facebook has much bigger matters to attend to than spur-of-the-moment name changes.

Expecting Phil to understand how corporations work and the scale of Facebook's enterprise is pointless. Virtually nothing gets an instant response like he wanted but Phil won't get that because he's never worked for a living.

 

[Karen Riley]

There's something grating about Phil's insistence about using phrases related to stopping the clock about various things, especially things people apart from him don't care about to begin with. We're so ingrained in his mind that he even resorts to stealing our phrases.

I think if he calmly showed Facebook all of his details, along with identity then eventually Facebook would honour his request but of course ADF has to see the change NOW NOW NOW and threaten to sue Facebook and take them to court. Textbook ADF. No one has ever forced him to use Facebook yet still he obliges

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

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It's not contempt of court idiot.

Cool antisemitism Phil.
People have a widely recognized right to reasonable accommodations to celebrate their religious holidays.

I can't tell if Phil honestly thinks that Mark Zuckerberg takes care of small things like name changes and what not himself or if he's just trying to be funny.

Knowing how much of a retarded Potato Phil is, I wouldn't be surprised either way.

 

[cwcproquo]

There's something grating about Phil's insistence about using phrases related to stopping the clock about various things, especially things people apart from him don't care about to begin with. We're so ingrained in his mind that he even resorts to stealing our phrases.

I think if he calmly showed Facebook all of his details, along with identity then eventually Facebook would honour his request but of course ADF has to see the change NOW NOW NOW and threaten to sue Facebook and take them to court. Textbook ADF. No one has ever forced him to use Facebook yet still he obliges

Being aggressive and racist are his only communication modes.

 

[Bassomatic]

You'd think Phil would be happy with his nom de jour.

Looks like what ever you get called you'll be a bitter potato wop man Phil.

 

[Count groudon]

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It's not contempt of court idiot.

Go back to playing with road signs for your fake country, Phil. You don't know anything about the real world.