05/10/2016 - Phil Has Wet Dream Where He Tries To Shoot Jordan - In Corvaillis, so it's probably over Jessica

[Smutley]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

You sure it was a 100-round drum of bullets and not a 100-pound drum of cheese, m8?

 

[Splendid]

Like ADF could even lift a 100 round drum of 7.62 ammo.

 

[CatParty]

i think he means clip not magazine

 

['tism]

AK'S have 75 round drums traditionally.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phils violence and anger doesn't stop even in his dreams.
Not even a trans woman of color like Jordan is safe from White CISHET Phil's murdering dreams.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

One when I tried to say I'll take seven trannies from my Facebook

Put 'em all in a line

Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Exclusive footage from his dream

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"Intrusive thoughts"? More like wish fulfilment fantasy.

 

[Hyperion]

He specifically has a Romanian ak-47?

How would he even know?

 

[An Ghost]

Phil avoided using any pronouns in this post cause they're both fake trannys/he won't admit Jordan is a more passable woman. Still a white guy but at least more passable.

 

[Picklechu]

Translation: "Jordan, please pay attention to me."

 

[Lipitor]

He specifically has a Romanian ak-47?

How would he even know?

Furthermore, they both expect this shootout to last over 50 rounds

 

[VortekPMD]

"But at least I'm not Chris-chan, guys!"

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Phil shows he's white by fantasizing about guns, the white man's weapon. A true and honest latinx from South America would use a macuahuitl

 

[Bassomatic]

He specifically has a Romanian ak-47?

How would he even know?

You do know you just pretty much shot a flair for /k/ autism right?

I'll give you benefit of the doubt that you meant to do it, and for that I like it. Even though I'm literally in pain holding back a 5 page AK rant.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

JORDAN YOU IN DANGER GIRL

 

[Psycho]

I feel like someone should warn Jordham that there's a deranged hobo that fantasizes about shooting him.

 

[GetShrekt]

If Facebook ignores this report, then it's official. They're biased towards smelly retarded trannies.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Even his subconscious mind wants him to die.