05/12/2016 - Phil's Doctor Prescribes Blood Pressure Medicine To Supress His Wet Dreams Of Murder -
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If you didn't know Cheese related tummy troubles are PTSD
Parmesan Toilet Sadism Disorder.
Parmesan Toilet Sadism Disorder.
Milford Grimley
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This is typical behavior for Phil. When he is prescribed medication for health problems caused by his unhealthy diet and lifestyle, he has to make like it public and pretend it's because of someone else instead of his own shitty choices. I wonder what who he'll blame when he has to take insulin for the beetus?
I can eat a sandwich and see pics like that anymore tbh fam
So he picks a medicine designed to drop his blood pressure and pretends it can mess with his dreams... what a fat fucking retard. I guess this is his response is to pretend he won't die of obesity related problems (or AIDS since he doesn't get treatment) or to get pity. Probably both.
To be fair, most medications can be used to treat really weird conditions that have nothing to do with one another. I'm on an anti psychotic that treats seizures as well, wtf. So it's likely Phil bullied some poor ER doctor into writing him a months script of this shit just to get him to go away. He can't even be bothered to take his hormones, he'll probably take this stuff for a week or two, and when he realizes it isn't getting him any pity points, he'll dump it down the drain.
eta: Haha it may give him Priapism. Our Latinax princess may have to go to the ER for having a raging microdick erection for hours.
eta: Haha it may give him Priapism. Our Latinax princess may have to go to the ER for having a raging microdick erection for hours.
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So, will he add druggie to his list of likeable traits?
Pretty sure if Dusty and Kory are in Phil's mind, it's not because they want to be there. Wouldn't be surprised if they have nightmares about Phil thinking about them.
One rare sideffect of thst medication is priapism. Here's hoping.
Ray Streip
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Fucking PTSD? I mean, I suppose not getting any likes or comments on any of your content on Facebook can be traumatic for an asspat-harvesting snowflake like Phil: his profile looks less like a page on a social media site and more like a sad, sad echo-chamber.
It was a wet dream of getting figged by Jordman.
Are we sure it's not just a headmate who has PTSD from having to touch Phil's neurons?
Prasozin really is the gold standard for treating nightmares, though. I can imagine a doctor saying, "Okay, homeless person, here's some Prasozin for your nightmares" because it can't kill Cissy and might help the blood pressure as well.
PTSD isn't something you 'cure'. It's not a headache that you can take a tylenol and have go away. It's an every day, crippling disorder. There are days where it isn't so bad and you can do normal shit like a normal person, but there are days it's so bad you're too scared to get out of bed despite being scared of being in bed at all. Treating PTSD takes years of hard, intensive therapy and the use of multiple medications.
Phil and his retarded idea that his fatty meds are going to stop him from having wet dreams about Jordham is so absurd and such an utter simplification of the issue that it really kind of upsets me.
Phil and his retarded idea that his fatty meds are going to stop him from having wet dreams about Jordham is so absurd and such an utter simplification of the issue that it really kind of upsets me.
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Phil needs to be on Lithium at the very least.
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