You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Potato" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" Written down the side of mine...
Wow, that would be weirdly threatening if I didn't have the common sense to know, at best, he purchased a water gun. After all, Phil's too scared to hold anything bigger than his dick. Also, this has to be the worst threat ( ? ) ever. Almost like calling the police before you shoot someone.
Phil has not only given up on showering, but has stopped changing his clothes altogether. His stench is now powerful enough to keep any would be attackers at least 8 feet away. He's graduated from potatokin to skunkkin.