05/16/2016 - No One Would Sell Phil A Gun (But He Wants People To Think They Did) -

[Smutley]

Phil you dumbshit, "A bridge" and "a motel room" and "Phoenix's Apartment" and "Goblin King's Pedo Van" aren't considered your home and you can not legally defend any of them even if you had a weapon.

Also:

 

[Ruin]

Yea he's getting arrested.

 

[Sigyn]

05/17/2016 Phil cries about being swatted because of the gun he said he has but didn't have; is crying oppression

 

[sikotik]

He talks about his alleged future gun the way our military talks about our ships that carry nuclear weapons.

 

[4Macie]

Kinda hard for someone to threaten a home when you're homeless Phil.

Also love how his facebook name is STILL Ahuviya even though he said that he would have sued Facebook by now because they've gone past the "due date" he posted.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Also love how his facebook name is STILL Ahuviya even though he said that he would have sued Facebook by now because they've gone past the "due date" he posted.

He's going to SHOOT Facebook. DUH! Small typo on his part.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

One part of me wishes he'd actually get one. So he inevitably gets into super deep shit.

 

[Meme Loving Fuck]

"I totally have a gun, you guys! Huh? Prove it? Uh... I can't prove OR deny it!!"

Sure Phil. And your dad works at Nintendo.

 

[Randy Lahey]

inb4 Phil posts a picture of a pellet gun saying it's an actual gun

 

[AnOminous]

Cops have a really, really bad history when they interact with armed, mentally ill transients.

It generally doesn't go well for the insane, mouthy bum with a gun.

 

[4Macie]

On second thought; how would a homeless person get a concealed carry permit? You have to list a residential address don't you? Like his homeless shelter/hospital address won't be accepted.

 

[Karen Riley]

Yeah I'm sure that 'I can't confirm or deny this,' is his round about way of saying that he was too awkward and weird to have a chance of getting a gun from anyone at the gun meet. I'd imagine he'll drop the subject of getting a gun now and never menation these upcoming plans ever again. This is just him trying to save a little bit of face.

Is it just me as well or was this Facebook post really hard to read as? He keeps going off on random tangents and the whole thing reads as one massive mess. I know the overall narrative of the post is that he won't say if he's getting a gun but if he ever is in a life threatening situation the person threatening him could end up being gunned down but he goes about explaining in such an awful way it almost reaches Chris levels of incoherent.

 

[Ravenor]

He talks about his alleged future gun the way our military talks about our ships that carry nuclear weapons.

Eh that's par for the course, every time he talks about himself he does it as if it's a press release for Autisimlatina he honestly thinks it's intimidating and impressive.

 

[Smutley]

If and when accessing and being in possession of a firearm and ammunition , which shall never be confirmed or denied for security reasons - it shall be the policy of Isabel Rosa Araujo to use this new weapon , if and only if , the peace of my future home and stability in Oregon are at any point seriously threatened by the likes of Kiwi Farms, Gamergate, or any of my former 'friends' whom are severely hostile and capable of serious bodily harm against me.

Phil legit thinks Tweaker and Jordan are going to physically harm him I overlooked this part at the beginning but holy shit. Two people who want absolutely nothing to do with him are threats because he keeps stalking them and bragging about it publicly.

 

[Ruin]

A mentally ill man waving a gun around the LAPD. This is the kind of thing Breitbart headlines were made for.

 

[Coldgrip]

On second thought; how would a homeless person get a concealed carry permit? You have to list a residential address don't you? Like his homeless shelter/hospital address won't be accepted.

Phil wouldn't bother getting a permit. Though it's moot considering he doesn't own a gun.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

War on a Website lol

 

[Ravenor]

Yeah I'm sure that 'I can't confirm or deny this,' is his round about way of saying that he was too awkward and weird to have a chance of getting a gun from anyone at the gun meet. I'd imagine he'll drop the subject of getting a gun now and never menation these upcoming plans ever again. This is just him trying to save a little bit of face.

He's had this weapons fetish for a while, he knows that in reality he's fundamentally powerless and thinks it will automatically get him the respect and authority he craves, he's been buying tyce level weapons for years now.

Is it just me as well or was this Facebook post really hard to read? He keeps going off on random tangents and the whole thing reads as one massive mess.

He's stressed, when he get's stressed or really disappointed his writing tends to veer off into odd tangents like Chris when he's not able to focus on a single subject.

The post is gone from his wall now.

 

[Ray Streip]

Is it just me as well or was this Facebook post really hard to read as? He keeps going off on random tangents and the whole thing reads as one massive mess. I know the overall narrative of the post is that he won't say if he's getting a gun but if he ever is in a life threatening situation the person threatening him could end up being gunned down but he goes about explaining in such an awful way it almost reaches Chris levels of incoherent.

Probably because he's crying his fucking eyes out while eating a block of cheese under a bridge after getting kicked out of the gun show (provided he even made it inside in the first place). He was so smug and certain about getting a gun, and yet again he hasn't gotten his way.

 

[AnOminous]

He's had this weapons fetish for a while, he knows that in reality he's fundamentally powerless and thinks it will automatically get him the respect and authority he craves, he's been buying tyce level weapons for years now.

Whereas in fact if he started talking shit and waving around some toy, someone would take it from him and shove it up his ass.

He should just buy a dildo since that's where it's intended to go.