05/17/2016 - Maoist Phil Trots Out The Ol' Sex Worker Lie To His "Minister" -

[Smutley]

Okay, first off, "client" isn't exclusive to sex work. Second, a minister wouldn't think anything off about that text. Third, there's that weasel language again, just like "maybe" getting a gun.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well clearly he isn't an insurance salesman.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Okay so this shit makes no fucking sense right

 

[cans.wav]

Phils lies are easier to detect than fucking Pneumonia.

 

[Qi Meng Dealer]

I would love to see the eyeroll he got from that minister.

Nobody will pay you for sex, Phil. Heck, no one will take money *from* you to agree to have sex with you.

 

[Anightinchristine]

Did he just refer to himself as a "tranny"? Isn't that haram?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Lutheran isn't very Latino... Also I thought you were Agnostic Atheist or Buddhist or Shinto. On second thought a lot of Nazis were Lutheran, so maybe we will see a new identity soon.

 

[AnOminous]

>sex
>work

Two things Phil will never have.

Unlike balls, two things Phil will never get rid of.

Also, maybe Social Security would want to know about that money Phil is making while claiming to be "disabled." Or they would if it were true. I'd report his ass if I believed it for a second.

Lutheran isn't very Latino... Also I thought you were Agnostic Atheist or Buddhist or Shinto. On second thought a lot of Nazis were Lutheran, so maybe we will see a new identity soon.

Martin Luther did write a book called On the Jews and their Lies, which was part of Hitler's inspiration for Mein Kampf, so Phil is on the same page with that.

 

[Bassomatic]

5/17/16 never happened.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Also, maybe Social Security would want to know about that money Phil is making while claiming to be "disabled."

Odds on him blurting this gem out during his review?

 

[sikotik]

Get ready to reset the rape clock.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Is that his way of hitting on a minister?

 

[kobebyarlant]

Look at those emojis of feminine things he never does ever.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Is Phil sponging off the lutherans now? You literally never know where this story goes next.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

God, I have got to get Dusty on here. As someone said in another thread, he'd wind up powerleveling like no tomorrow, but it would also work Phil into a froth. He was just telling me last night that he's talking to an old lesbian admirer of his who wants him to help her put together a non-profit providing affordable housing for disabled adults. Right there, that's more lesbians wanting sex, (and more contact with an actual affordable housing organization,) than Phil has ever had, and Dusty doesn't even pretend to be a woman.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is that his way of hitting on a minister?

Isn't this the same Minister that "visited" him after his "operation"?

 

[Trombonista]

brb reporting Phil for transphobic language

 

[wet_butt]

Phil spends more time here than with people who like him (lol), so of course he's gonna pick up our language/word filters.
Also the only sex work Phil would successful engage in is him buying a hooker. He'd have better luck getting people to pay him not to have sex with them.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil spends more time here than with people who like him (lol), so of course he's gonna pick up our language/word filters.
Also the only sex work Phil would successful engage in is him buying a hooker. He'd have better luck getting people to pay him not to have sex with them.

It's so true and sad, yet funny.
Phil clearly lies that he has an active sex life, we point out the clear facts no. Now he's gotta rub it in our faces that he's just like Julia Roberts in Pretty women, people will pay tons to sleep with his princess latino self. When in reality he will shit himself and do nothing.

Spoiler: More Phil Facts

when he shits himself he gets poop on his very intact balls

 

[chimpburgers]

I didn't know this pathetic sack of shit even went to church. He never seemed like a Jesus Freak to me and doesn't this go against his fetish with Communist China anyway? Fuck, he confuses me.