Australatina 05/17/2017 - the anglo-australatina war of 2018, aka the seven-day war - "I wrote this shit up this morning, I have no life"

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He posted this twice. Once just the Autismland fantasy and then a re-post with the added "I have no life" bit. I just saved the re-post.

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the anglo-australatina war of 2018, aka the seven-day war


diosa-latina-de-misandria:

CN Fantasy Dream about armed conflict (conventional, limited, non-nuclear) Latinx Millennial VS White Boomer angle. Civil unrest forces early cease-fire agreement
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Not for the easily offended.
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Do not read if these is triggering for you, I wrote this up for creative release.
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The story:

Trump and/or Pence decided it would be a great idea to block my imaginary country’s Northern maritime shipping access routes, then Trump and Pence send 250,000 troops against the consent of Canada to New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland opposite of Australatina.

This political move is the first serious test of the mettle of the new just newly elected Millennial Prime minister of Australatina who had just taken office barely a month ago. Without any hesitation, The PM mobilized the Australatina Defense Forces both active duty and reserve. 3.3 Million troops are called up, this sudden mobilization almost shuts down the country’s economy - everyone else who in uniform is getting ready for war and starts digging/building bomb shelter - especially in urban areas

Following almost three weeks of tensions and military buildup on both sides. Australatina preemptively strikes against the Americans in Canada, wipes out 80 percent of the US Air Force on the ground within the area.

Airstrikes against US carriers ensue, two of them sunk at sea. Another hit at port in Norfolk, Virginia. Washington DC is hit with hundreds of Airstrikes, along with Halifax NS and Moncton NB, Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Upstate NY, New Jersey, Pennsylvania minus Philadelphia, Delaware, Maryland and Virginia are hit hard by Airstrikes against US military installations and road infrastructure.

New York City and Philadelphia are avoided at first on purpose as these are sensitive civilian areas; however this does not deter Trump from firing non-nuclear theater missiles into Australatina’s cities such as Viña del Mar, Medellin, Nueva Lisboa, Santander, San Lazaro and multiple other Australatinese cities and towns where these missiles hit civilian residential areas, the ADF does manage to intercept 75 to 85 percent of the missiles incoming to Australatina.

Day three of the air war, the Australatina Air Force extends the target list to hit more targets on US. The HRAAF targets electrical and power generation infrastructure. New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Baltimore, Washington DC, Hartford, New Haven all lose power - everyone hits the streets and protests Trump’s War (these protests are 20 times more violent than the Election day and Inauguration Day protests combined)

Day Four, NATO informs Trump that He will not be getting any ally backup citing the previous snubs Trump gave NATO. That same day the ground war begins on the Avalon Peninsula of Newfoundland, it’s the largest tank battle since Kursk Summer 1943

Day Five, Australatina paratroopers and amphibious assault forces land in Nova Scotia near Lunenberg - the UN meets Switzerland to discuss cease-fire agreement proposals.
Australatina then issues it’s ultimatum to Trump - drop the México border wall proposal and we will be happy to agree with the cease-fire agreement the UN. Trump refuses.

Day Six - Australatina Air Force adds Metro New York to the target list, Philadelphia proper is added to the list as well. Boomers take to Social Media sites complaining about the new round of Airstrikes, later that afternoon Trump Tower in Manhattan is hit by a cruise missile strike.

Trump, from Mar-a-Lago golfing, agrees to the cease-fire agreement with Australatina.

And on the seventh day, the war ends.

I wrote this shit up this morning, I have no life

via ⚧ NUESTRA SEÑORA DE LOS BICICLETAS Y ROLLER DERBY.
 

Ravenor

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From Phil this counts as a major creative effort, but I'd like to point out that is is him escaping into facts and figures again a point when map making doesn't cut the mustard anymore and he really wants to escape from something - at the moment there is a few things really riding his arse but something might be about ready to nudge him into full Chimp.
 

Ray Streip

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I wonder how self-aware he gets when he sperges on about this shit, like when he started by writing "my imaginary country" did he stop and go "...wow, I'm fucking special."? It's just so odd that he's so attached and insistent on talking about it, it's not like he's got the luxury of having done something productive with his masterwork and pursued a career as a writer or anything.
 

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.

Original Prick
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I like that even in his imaginary happy place, Phil is an idiot.
A foreign power launching missile strikes on American soil against major civilian areas?
We'd turn your entire fucking country into a radioactive crater.

He manages to be both psychotic and incompetent even in his power fantasies, and that's really pretty funny.
 

Replicant Sasquatch

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Doesn't Anglo designate the country of England when used in this fashion?

Yes but in Phil's world a war between America and Tardistan is an ethnic one between Anglos and Latinxs.

I'm not even go into the dozens of reasons his scenario is bullshit because it goes completely without saying. I've played games of Civ which more accurately reflect real world geopolitics. It's just him writing out his stupid power fantasies where the courageous Social Justice rebels stamp out the White Empire.
 

Ravenor

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I wonder what's got him so freaked out right now. Maybe he realized sling blade wants someone to save him from living with Phil.

I think Slingblade has got something to do with it, Phil's not liking the arrangement he's currently in and slingblades been drinking again.

Doesn't Anglo designate the country of England when used in this fashion?

Traditionally yes but Phil uses Anglo in a weird way because he's not sure of the correct meaning - he's trying to make the word mean anyone white, but what he means when he's saying something like this is Anglosphere i.e. the parts of the world that talk English as a majority (England, America, Canada, Australia, New Zeeland, Parts of the commonwealth) and he's still getting it wrong then.
 

4Macie

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I think Slingblade has got something to do with it, Phil's not liking the arrangement he's currently in and slingblades been drinking again.
Phil is unhappy in his life and in jos relationship. He can't control SlingBlade but he can control his imaginary country.

The fact that he makes it a war zone instead of a place with love and peace is very telling.
 

Ravenor

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Phil is unhappy in his life and in jos relationship. He can't control SlingBlade but he can control his imaginary country.

The fact that he makes it a war zone instead of a place with love and peace is very telling.

He's feeling very powerless right now if you look at what he's talked about publicly over the last few day's it's all about him trying to project a desire for control over subjects he can't control - Last I heard slingblades current attack is his Spanish skill's i.e. he has none it's almost a repeat of him and Jordman in that hotel room again just before the figging.
 

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Phil is unhappy in his life and in jos relationship. He can't control SlingBlade but he can control his imaginary country.

The fact that he makes it a war zone instead of a place with love and peace is very telling.

Autismodonia actually is a complete shithole in "canon". Not in a CWCville way where Chris unwittingly pushes authoritarianism to make his ideal world. In the past, Phil comments about how wealth disparity, civil rights abuse, and high crime rates are staples of Australatina's society. Now we're finding out the country has compulsory military service, which is fucking bonkers considering their closest neighbor is Canada. Australatina exists so he can roleplay his revolution fantasies. Phil uses his imaginary country not as an escape from his shitty life but as a way he can pretend he's putting the boot on someone else's neck.

The closest IRL counterpart to Australatina is probably Egypt: a bankrupt dictatorship which somehow projects a unified national force into the world while dealing with immense inner strife.
 

TiggerNits

Yankee vampire living off the blood of the poor
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Phil is unhappy in his life and in jos relationship. He can't control SlingBlade but he can control his imaginary country.

The fact that he makes it a war zone instead of a place with love and peace is very telling.


Also, lollin at his extremely masculine (for a nerdy 7th grader) power fantasy
 

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