05/18/2016 - Phil FREAKS THE FUCK OUT About Budget, Proves We're Right All Along -
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I'm not even sure what he's trying to say with that photo.
All he needs is string connecting it all and its a perfect fit for the crazy person he is. Also did he just call someone a faggot?
Where to begin?
Any amount of make up was surprising, and he certainly doesn't spend $40 on 'personal care'
That 'evil trans' tattoo would only be a drop in the bucket for reasons he is unemployable but I would love to see that on his fore head. The fact zone thing on the paper seems familiar
was that intentional on his part?
His hand writing isn't that bad for a Lolcow actually
Edit: he wrote hashtags on this. Why?
Any amount of make up was surprising, and he certainly doesn't spend $40 on 'personal care'
That 'evil trans' tattoo would only be a drop in the bucket for reasons he is unemployable but I would love to see that on his fore head. The fact zone thing on the paper seems familiar
was that intentional on his part?His hand writing isn't that bad for a Lolcow actually
Edit: he wrote hashtags on this. Why?
Breakdown:
-Does he ever use the makeup, or is it just codeword for his tattoos?
-50 bucks for food seems about right. He either gets other trannies who feel pity for him to buy it for him, or scavenges it.
-Note the various crazy ramblings about capitalism - despite him only being alive because of the capitalist system's sheer surplus, probably as messages for us.
-The YMCA does allow people from out of state to be there, if the Y in question is a participant in the Y's Away program. Of course, Phil was only using it to get in the showers with young women.
-Why the fuck does ADF need a storage unit? BSDM gear?
-WHERE'S THE GUN, PHIL?
-Does he ever use the makeup, or is it just codeword for his tattoos?
-50 bucks for food seems about right. He either gets other trannies who feel pity for him to buy it for him, or scavenges it.
-Note the various crazy ramblings about capitalism - despite him only being alive because of the capitalist system's sheer surplus, probably as messages for us.
-The YMCA does allow people from out of state to be there, if the Y in question is a participant in the Y's Away program. Of course, Phil was only using it to get in the showers with young women.
-Why the fuck does ADF need a storage unit? BSDM gear?
-WHERE'S THE GUN, PHIL?
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Oh god, where to start... time to break out some bullet points...
Hey Phil:
Hey Phil:
- "Faggot?" Really? You better be glad I'm not Dusty, and that I'm not telling him about that one, because I'm pretty sure the targeted anger that would generate would cause you to spontaneously combust, even at a distance of three thousand miles. I know you know better than that, because everyone Dusty ever came in contact knows better than that. Fuck, I watched him tear into the home-schooled conservative Christian over that word. You wouldn't have a prayer.
- You realize if they legalized sex work, you'd lose your SSDI for being employed, right? Ask yourself- search deep down past the delusion and really think about this- do you make enough from your sex work to be able to afford to lose SSDI? Would legalizing it mean you'd make more or less? Because to my thinking, legalization would mean an increase in competition, which both lowers prices and means more options for happy fun time that aren't a graffiti-covered pile of human waste.
- I know people living on $700 a month, and they pay for a roof over their heads, and they eat decently, and they have money for nice things like electronics and movie nights and museum trips and whatever else they feel like. This is because they live with people and share expenses, because they're not horrible wastes of organic components who drive off everyone they've ever met, but are pleasant, even fun to be around, possess useful skills, and are generally worth their keep, rather than being a pestilence-riddled howling sack of ingratitude who demands the world reshape itself to their delusion du jour.
That he squanders all his money on utterly useless shit and that's why he's always broke.
I've never been homeless, but if I was homeless and already had a storage unit...I'd probably live in it. Or at least sleep in it. Not sure why Phil's so upset that people would assume he'd sleep in the storage unit. Seems like a smart idea to me; which means NOT using the storage unit for your own comfort (when you already have it) is pretty fucking retarded.
Why doesn't he live in it? The comment with it is probably directed at dusty and nobody here has ever accused him of it but it's probably a great idea.
Phil is officially to stupid to remember he told us he gets a free bus pass.
He's mad because it's true
Also, because Jordan is doing so well for himself he moved out of his unit and into a real apartment Phil's getting rid of the storage unit because he's hoping - praying! - that when he moves to Portland at the end of summer he'll get into whatever housing unit he's convinced he'll get in.
Which he won't, because he's Phil.
>makeup
Also, can we get a transcript of what the text in the photo says? I can't see on my phone.
Also, can we get a transcript of what the text in the photo says? I can't see on my phone.
What was that about a $70 pass? Site says $24 for speds, Phil.
Edit: I like the text that says "try living on $993 a month." As if none of us do. It's called a budget that doesn't put $200 a month into tattoos, Phil.
Edit again: That make up is expired.
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