05/19/2016 - Phil Claims To Have November's Retard Review Today, Renewed On His Word Alone -

[Smutley]

I'm finding this a bit hard to believe that they would take a gross looking spuds word that he's doing everything he should but hey, what do I know?

Most likely it's just to inform them he plans to relocate to Portland and his real review is still coming up.

Oh! This is the place Phil says he's going to be living for $210 a month
http://cascadiabhc.org/

I'm sure nothing will go poorly between now and his relocation, and no evidence of his hateful actions and wishes for Jewish Genocide will show up in their mail.

 

[Bassomatic]

Can't wait for those Tard bux to get Yanked.

 

[300mm]

"So sex work for groceries will need to be a thing when having a place in the 5-0-Tree to survive"
The way he says this so casually is a bit unsettling.

 

[Psycho]

Lol. I wonder if Phil is aware that at disability reviews, they usually want to hear from a doctor or a therapist to see how you're doing. I'm sure if, say, you were flagged HIV+ by a hospital that would be taken into consideration.

 

[Ravenor]

Yea Phil that's not how it works, and the review was prescheduled to take place in late October early November of this year this was included in the documents you yourself provided I am not aware of any government in the world that would bump up your hearing by that much.

 

[tweaker the cat]

"Suck my Spanish transgirl dick"

So now he's claiming to be Spanish? As in, the predominantly white people who slaughtered thousands of native South Americans when they colonized the continent? Sounds about right.

Oh! This is the place Phil says he's going to be living for $210 a month
http://cascadiabhc.org/

They have multiple buildings; I wonder which one he's at.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Only part of this I believe is that he'll still try to suck dick for money. No one will ever hire him but smegma is probably close enough to cheese that he'll still try.

 

[Smutley]

"Suck my Spanish transgirl dick"

So now he's claiming to be Spanish? As in, the predominantly white people who slaughtered thousands of native South Americans when they colonized the continent? Sounds about right.

Right after his fake ball surgery he started posting, "Isabel And Her Quest For The Lost Spanish Snatch!" like that was going to catch on.
I guess the autism and syphilis-induced insanity are causing him to revisit the cringey shit he had moved past.

He also thinks Puerto Ricans are Spanish (both of which are brown people in his mind).

edit: Go away Maria.

 

[Bassomatic]

You know Phil is really stressing out he's not only going to lose his tard bucks but he's also going to be thrown into a group home. Come his review his BEST case is a payee. I know it's because autism but it's still amazing he lies gets caught and freaks out stressing him more, if he just shut the fuck up... he'd be less stress but he's a lolcow in the end of the day.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm finding this a bit hard to believe that they would take a gross looking spuds word that he's doing everything he should but hey, what do I know?

And then everyone in the hearing room stood up and applauded.

That Administrative Law Judge? Judge Judy.

 

[cans.wav]

Because the Federal Government will TOTALLY move up scheduled hearings when they have 100s a day.

 

[4Macie]

Every single thing out of Phils mouth is a lie.... I wonder if we'd even notice a truth slip though at this point.

 

[Smutley]

So just for fun I looked up the requirements for moving when on tard bucks, and yeah his whole appointment today was just to notify the state that he was moving to Portland because if he doesn't and they find out, they won't pay him on time.

Also, since mentioning the NO BALLS thing here, Phil remembered he has that lie to maintain too. How many balls can he keep juggling with these lies? At least two.

Go away Arina Leelah Grace

 

[Ravenor]

I guess the autism and syphilis-induced insanity are causing him to revisit the cringey shit he had moved past.

His brain seems to operate on an 18 - 36 month cycle for his intrests so he goes over old ground in a predictable way.

ou know Phil is really stressing out he's not only going to lose his tard bucks

Yea some of us have a way of opening up his mind rootleing around and figuring out what he's worried or frustrated and reminding him of it this ends up making him think uncomfortable thoughts that makes him stress out no end especially when he knows it's the truth, it's not a particularly useful skill but it's rather fun.

 

[CatParty]

yeah he's even a fake crust punk. no real punk would link this garbage

 

[Psycho]

Also, I love how the ever-paranoid Phil keeps telling us where he is.

We all know where your review was supposed to be and we know where the housing is where you plan to live. Next would you like to tell us what bridge you're going to sleep under tonight?

 

[MMX]

Come on guys
Phil totally travelled forward in time and was totally allowed to pass the ruling in his own case.
Its totally not because the worry over having his tugboat taken away was causing him to chimp out.
Its totally not because all the things he promised would happen failed to materialise.
Its totally not because he has two balls, no gun.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

"So sex work for groceries will need to be a thing when having a place in the 5-0-Tree to survive"

His tubby ass is going to apply for food stamps once he's settled in somewhere and pretend it's sexin' money. Deep down, he knows he's never going to get paid for any kind of whoring. Besides, he's too into suckling at the teat of the taxpayer to not take more free money when it's available.

 

[MMX]

"Suck my spanish trans girl cock"
Well were to start
Last time someone offered you couldnt get it up and shat yourself.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's wait another few hours when Phil starts shrieking about being homeless and broke again despite claiming to have permanent tard bucks while also swindling the government with imaginary sex work.