FIGGIN 06/01/17 Bouncin' & Squeaking Video -

[JSGOTI]

Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.


And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

 

[AnOminous]

He must be desperate. Previously he's denied being autistic and cut out a part of his tard papers when he posted them, presumably because that section referred to his tism. I'm not sure why he's so sensitive about that, because he seems okay with otherwise being a complete and utter tard.

He's still not even as good at autism as Chris, though, just like he fails at being as good at Chris at everything else.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I also wonder about his denial of autism, myself. The only thing I can think of is that a diagnosis of autism automatically excludes a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, but it's not like he or his ilk care about official medical diagnoses.


EDIT: Oh god, I hadn't watched the video yet, is he polishing his bishop (or in his case, pawn)!?!

 

[JSGOTI]

The more I re-watch the video, I'm thinking more and more that he's just making the while 'stimming' thing up for the sake of 'look at muh autismu, plx donate' at this point.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

meow

 

[Rio]

That smirk he puts on a few time just screams 'can you believe I'm doing this shit?'

 

[JSGOTI]

That smirk he puts on a few time just screams 'can you believe I'm doing this shit?'

But he's a 'True and Honest' Latinx Trans Womyn! Even his recent pictures just scream feminine in nature!

 

[oasys]

God it's like a POV of a man fucking a cat. Why's he done this, to prove he's autistic (no need)?

 

[moorhen]

the smirk make it look like he's giving little phil some special attention.

 

[Rokko]

He more and more looks like Frankenstein, especially the one from Young Frankenstein

 

[Lysistrata]

I feel the need to go and take a nice, long bath in a vat of bleach after watching that.

 

[m0rnutz]

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

Remember in Chris's "we need the money" video, where he made a smug grin after trying to look pitiful?

It's basically that. Phil is purposely trying to look like he's stimming, but in reality he's doing it on purpose. He keeps glancing at the camera to make sure it's on and recording. He is smirking, but catches himself, because he knows he's full of shit.

And the squeaking? I've never seen him do that before. He saw where we obviously mentioned him squeaking in public, and though "oh boy what a money grabber!".

No fucking autist records themself in the midst of a stim. They leave the camera on for a day, then trim it when they rewatch to find an unnatural stim in their routine.


Fuck you, Phil. Get a fucking job, faggot.

 

[Ravenor]

For a moment i thought he was pulling his pud with the way he was moving that camera....


..but this is priceless.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.

And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

OMFG! He's fucking his phone and we're watching it from that poor phone's POV.

Not enough whiskey to ensee THIS horror.

 

[m0rnutz]

For a moment i thought he was pulling his pud with the way he was moving that camera....


..but this is priceless.

Can't pull what isn't there to pull

 

[HickoryDickory]

And the squeaking? I've never seen him do that before. He saw where we obviously mentioned him squeaking in public, and though "oh boy what a money grabber!".

He's meowed in older vids and gets sqeaky before we started making fun of him for it.

No fucking autist records themself in the midst of a stim. They leave the camera on for a day, then trim it when they rewatch to find an unnatural stim in their routine.

I guess you haven't seen Aaron's sister. She records herself to keep track of her behaviors.

 

[Florence]

Well, that was... surreal. Add night vision and you've got something straight out of a found footage horror movie.

 

[Jaimas]

Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.

And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

....Is he.... Masturbating using his phone?

While looking at this website?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If ever I needed a video argument for the sterilization of mentally impaired individuals.....

 

[Dollars2010]

I feel like I just watched some cut footage from the Poughkeepsie Tapes and wish I could un-see this horrible imagery.