06/08/2016 - Phil Insinuates He Was Stopped By The Police In A 4-Wheeled Fedora -

[Smutley]

I don't understand what any of this means or why he would even post it. Was some sucker driving him around for his errands pulled over and Phil is congratulating himself for not acting like a tard?

Of course Moonman liked it.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I don't understand what any of this means or why he would even post it. Was some sucker driving him around for his errands pulled over and Phil is congratulating himself for not acting like a tard?

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Of course Moonman liked it.
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Or he's saying he didn't do any of those things? it's hard to tell when he uses X's.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Maybe they got pulled over because they tried going over a weight-restricted bridge.....
Get it? Because Phil is fat.

 

[CatParty]

he should be run over

 

[AnOminous]

At least he likes a really good Chris Rock schtick that most members of BLM would be well advised to watch.

 

[An Ghost]

Phil was pulled over and he shut the fuck up cause any form of authority intimidates him
Way to go Phil

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

"Get a white friend N/A". It's N/A because Phil himself is white and doesn't need a friend for that. Good job admitting it at least Phil.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Those aren't achievements; they're basic common sense when dealing with Law Enforcement, except the White friend one, that's just stupid.

 

[Melkor]

Phil should've lied and said he got in a fight with a police officer and was victorious.

 

[MMX]

I don't understand what any of this means or why he would even post it. Was some sucker driving him around for his errands pulled over and Phil is congratulating himself for not acting like a tard?

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Of course Moonman liked it.
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How much of that basically doesnt apply since phil was a passenger in whatever this was.
You were not stopped by the police phil, your friend was.
Disregard - phil has no friends.

 

[Anightinchristine]

"Get a white friend N/A". It's N/A because Phil himself is white and doesn't need a friend for that. Good job admitting it at least Phil.

It would also require Phil to have friends and not ass patters.

 

[Hyperion]

He wanted attention.

 

[Hyperion]

At least he likes a really good Chris Rock schtick that most members of BLM would be well advised to watch.

Seriously

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I feel bad for Portland PD. Something like Phil is probably very far from the worst thing they've had to deal with.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

He probably just got a speeding ticket. But that's also "oppression" now I guess.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

It probably wasn't a 4-wheeled fedora, it was probably a 2-wheeled one since phil walks not drives

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Those aren't achievements; they're basic common sense when dealing with Law Enforcement, except the White friend one, that's just stupid.

It's from an old Chris Rock bit. @AnOminous posted the video.

 

[Ruin]

I love these posts where Landphil tries to act like a badass. He's a submissive little bitch irl.

 

[Ravenor]

I love these posts where Landphil tries to act like a badass. He's a submissive little bitch irl.

Yea the two sides to his persona don't really mesh well, it's one of the many weird things about Phil as a whole that makes him such a interesting area of study.

 

[MMX]

Yea the two sides to his persona don't really mesh well, it's one of the many weird things about Phil as a whole that makes him such a interesting area of study.

I think he just wants to show dusty he can respect the law and not cause drama