06/08/2016 - Phil Really Detained For Sleeping In Public, Says He's As Big As A Bus - At least he's being honest about it

[Smutley]

 

[rickydarius]

Start: The cops were super nice and friendly and just doing their job.

End: Cis men with badges ruining fucking everything.

I would get dizzy from the 180s he is pulling myself.

 

[Purple Man]

ACAB? Really, Phil? Not only that nice police officer had to be within your stench distance, he was polite enough to inform you that you shouldn't lay down wherever you please. It pollutes the soil and lowers the land value.

 

[女鬼]

Start: The cops were super nice and friendly and just doing their job.

End: Cis men with badges ruining fucking everything.

I would get dizzy from the 180s he is pulling myself.

He goes from "I was harassed by police" to "the interaction was really respectful" and then right back again to "ACAB"

 

[Melkor]

And the cop's name? Albert Einstein.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Start: The cops were super nice and friendly and just doing their job.

End: Cis men with badges ruining fucking everything.

I would get dizzy from the 180s he is pulling myself.

If he did as much physical exercise as he does mental gymnastics, he wouldn't be the size of a bus.

 

[TS 298]

Was harassed by the Berkeley Police Department

The interaction was really respectful

Which was it?

 

[Pillow]

>why didn't the cop understand that I was a bus?
In which way have you been an autobus, Phil?

(I seriously don't understand Phil's post, feel free to correct or enlighten me.)

 

[Positron]

So he is transbus now?

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I can't believe he's still trumpeting this ridiculous notion that he is a prostitute now. How many oppression points does he think he is adding by making this shit up?

Phil, nobody has ever or will ever willingly engage in a sexual act with you.

 

[ActualKiwi]

So he is transbus now?

transbux, gotta have that X in there somewhere.

 

[Positron]

...it did not spiral down into a "soliciting prostitution" stop...

Not in a million years, Phil. Not with you.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>that burning flag avatar

Way to show gratitude to the provider of your income, Phil.

 

[Poor Choices]

He got 12 notice me points compared to his usual 0, expect more tales of police brutality in the future.

 

[MMX]

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Nice story phil needed a few vampires and a car chase.....but would read again

 

[4Macie]

He got 12 notice me points compared to his usual 0, expect more tales of police brutality in the future.

To top it off, he'll escalate what happened each time. Next time the police officer yelled at him, the time after that the officer pulled out a tazer or gun. God forbid the time after that he actually gets shot at! All for being a trans-latinx prostitute sleeping on the ground outside.

 

[DZ 305]

I like how Phil thinks that only "cis men tweaker bros" and poor, always victimized LGBT people are homeless. Guess homeless children and women don't exist, and anyone who is homeless that isn't LGBT is just an addict. Very elitist for being a "member of the proletariats"

 

[Alex Krycek]

Cis dude bros ruined nothing though. Phil was sleeping in a public place, got caught, was checked for warrants, and told to leave. That's what would happen to a Cis dude bro in that exact circumstance except he'd probably have somewhere to crash.

 

[DZ 305]

Phil is not a sex worker. Phil is not a sex worker.
They couldn't possibly be. They would have to sleep with cis-scum for a start, to make anywhere near enough to sustain themselves.

I cannot believe there are tranny and gay people out there who want sex and would opt for the fat stinky man with Spanglish bike tattoos to be the one to quaff their genitals, over literally anybody or anything else.

Then to imagine them PAYING for it is even more impossible. It's hilarious but it's also an interesting insight into how insane Phil is.

Not that we need reminding, but Phil is disgusting. Sex workers need to maintain themselves at least to the point that they aren't smelling of toe jam and littered with infection.

There is no way he is fucking for money.

Well, yeah. We all know Tumblrinas glorify sex work because oppression points

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Such a cop-hating badass, omg

He's so desperate to get done for soliciting, it's hilarious. Keep trying, Phil. You know it'll mean you're really truly a female when it happens.

I bet the cops sit watching him desperately trying to pull punters and laughing as said punters drive by every time without even slowing down.