06/12/16 - Phil contacts his disowned mom in order to cut off all contacts - And somehow it is related to Pulse Nightclub

[Positron]

 

[Smutley]

From 5/17

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I wonder what she did in less than a month to earn the wrath of a vengeful son.

 

[Crisseh]

Way to turn a national tragedy into being about you.

And your poor mother, she must be ashamed of how her son turned out, and the way he ruined his body.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Yes, someone who loved cops. That's why they shot him in the face.
Good for his mother, though. I'm sure it stings in the present, but long-term this is a good thing for her. She deserves better than being the target of Philthy's abuse, and hopefully this will finally put their relationship to rest.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

And thus, Mama Phil was freed from her awkward bi-monthly calls with the physical manifestation of her failure as a parent.

 

[Psycho]

So, now we have to wait for next month when Phil is telling us all what a wonderful mother he has, having forgotten how terrible he's said she is.

Anyway, he's gonna have to make up with her. When November hits and he gets his tard-bux taken away, he'll have to move back in with mom.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

But seriously, can we trade the 50 that died for a potato?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am not an professional, but my younger sibling had a large imagination in childhood, he would recount to my mother, "I want to be a merman, a cricket, a dog, a bacterium" and she would respond with the usual assuaging response, "that is wonderful son" I think this is the same situation, except Phil's mother has probably heard it about a million times and wishes he would grow out of it.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Unsurprisingly, Phil does not seem to understand what has happened.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Unsurprisingly, Phil does not seem to understand what has happened.

A national tragedy got more attention than Phil and he is not going to let it stay that way if he can help it!

 

[Tranhuviya]

Phil remains an unAmerican piece of shit.

 

[An Ghost]

He couldn't even call his mom to say it to her. Probably sent her a text that said 'eat shit and die mom'

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember when I said Phil showed some compassion to the shooting victims?

I guess I was wrong about that.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I hope this was worth the meager 5 or 6 likes if any on facebook Phil many would give an arm or a leg for a mother.

 

[Positron]

Normal people love their moms with their hearts.
Phil beats up his mom with his fist.

 

[AnOminous]

So, now we have to wait for next month when Phil is telling us all what a wonderful mother he has, having forgotten how terrible he's said she is.

Anyway, he's gonna have to make up with her. When November hits and he gets his tard-bux taken away, he'll have to move back in with mom.

I don't think she or Dale will allow that.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is one of those antics of Phil I can't even laugh at and wish the a-log rule was gone. Seriously he should be ashamed of himself more than normal for this stunt.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder if his mom even takes his calls?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I don't think she or Dale will allow that.

Isn't there someplace where Phil admits the guy's real name is David and he calls him Dale because of Dale Gribble? Or do we treat any and all intel potentially coming from Dusty as nuclear until proven otherwise?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Phil, c'mon. Just because the guy wore a few NYPD shirts doesn't mean he loved cops. I wear a Glenn Frey shirt sometimes, and I hate the fuckin' Eagles because my religion demands it, man.