06-16-15 Lady doesn't want to sit next to Phil. He completely misses the point (HE SMELLS) -

[CatParty]

 

[TM Ambrose]

Maybe it's because you have piercings and rubbed your face with fake tan to look latino.... Oh no it's xenophobia.

 

[melty]

She probably COULDN'T sit next to him. He manspreads.

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You can't really see it in this photo but its still pretty obvious Hooves is taking up two transit seats for no fucking reason. The poor girl probably couldn't sit next to him if the seats were remotely close.

 

[Smutley]

And who was it that liked Phil's status? Rawhide Sayaka

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Could it be the fact he smells like a diarrheaic wet skunk that someone is pushing down an incinerator shaft with a dirty mop?

Nah, It's clearly xenophobia.

 

[TheEnforcer]

Every other phobia than xenophobia is a more likely reason for not wanting to sit next to him.

 

[CornetteFace]

I wouldn't want to sit next to Phil either. He probably smells like a paper plant. Not to mention that he would probably try to stab me basically for being CIS.

 

[The Knife]

Man, I wish I could blame all my personal problems on other people. Doesn't that sound awesome? It's so liberating. People avoid you not because you're a large bulky pink-haired homeless man in assless chaps, but because they somehow instinctively sniff out the Other in you.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Man, I wish I could blame all my personal problems on other people. Doesn't that sound awesome? It's so liberating. People avoid you not because you're a large bulky pink-haired homeless man in assless chaps, but because they somehow instinctively sniff out the Other in you.

The chance of "Sniffing out" anything other than a smell reminiscent of a pulp mill having angry sex with a chicken plant on ADF is almost nil.

 

[4Macie]

If someone moved away from me in a bus, my first thought would be "did I offend them?". And then I'd think about what I did. Maybe I tooted. Maybe I smell funky from working with animals. Maybe I stepped in poopy and I didn't notice it.

At no point do I just assume they are something-phobic and trying to get away from me.

And, of course, Hooves is assuming she's a white transgendered woman. There's no way he actually knows any of these characterists. After all, no one looking at Phil would see anything other than a smelly white homeless man. (Which is probably why she moved in the first place)

 

[Positron]

Most people will perceive Phil not as Homo sapiens, but as a member of another species. So "xenophobia" is technically the right term.

 

[Oglooger]

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What's wrong with the confederate flag?
Is ADF opressing those poor farmers who wanted to seccede from the opressing CIS union that didn't know how to farm?
ADF needs to check his privilege

 

[Tookie]

Didn't Phil say that the US needs to break up a few days ago? The neo-Confederates are his natural allies.

 

[AnOminous]

She was obviously hobophobic.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

And, of course, Hooves is assuming she's a white transgendered woman. There's no way he actually knows any of these characterists. After all, no one looking at Phil would see anything other than a smelly white homeless man. (Which is probably why she moved in the first place)

Her being trans gets him double the normal amount of oppression points here. Phil is showing how much more enlightened and accepting of people he is than everyone else, even those he claims have actually suffered real oppression. He is truly a great role model to transgender people the world over.

Oh wait, hold up. I just read through the thread and it appears that Phil is in fact a smelly non-hispanic, non-trans fatty who makes it impossible for anyone to sit next to him.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Every other phobia than xenophobia is a more likely reason for not wanting to sit next to him.

Now, now... I doubt very much gynophobia would play a part, either.

 

[TheEnforcer]

Now, now... I doubt very much gynophobia would play a part, either.

I could rather believe he is a fat, ugly lady than a Hispanic. So yes. It counts.

 

[Lunete]

Nobody wants to sit next to you because you don't bathe and you dress like a freak.

 

[Strelok]

I'm just amazed that Phil thinks people would be able to tell he's trying to be trans to discriminate against him. He not only doesn't pass, he makes zero effort to not appear to be your run of the mill crusty grungy homeless man.

 

[Bad Dog]

When I read this on Hoove's page, I immediatly thought "she musta thought he smelled bad.", then i read on and saw something about being called the "s-slur" and I still thought "stinky?".