06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

[cans.wav]

F for the Lumberjack, now stuck as a shitty plaid OC

 

[Fibonacci]

Bob was and is a very intelligent man/Sonichu. lol

 

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

F

 

[Nypical Haterade]

F

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It really is depressing that he just can't stop himself rambling about his irrelevant bullshit even when he's memorializing his own father.

F

 

[Ruin]

At least he died before Chris trooned out.

 

[Aldora]

It's hard to feel sorry for Bob when so much of Chris's attitude and personality are from Bob's parenting or lack thereof.

I guess Bob is better than Barb, I guess that's something?

 

[Alex Krycek]

At least he has Ted Bundy to keep him company.

FFFFFFFFF

 

[W00K #17]

The ole lumberjack was my favorite character in this entire story.

 

[Bassomatic]

Bob's last years were dealing with a pre trooning Chris covered in the hoard and bed bugs.

Heaven, hell, or nothing. No matter what is next and who ever judges Bob.. he's got it better than he did on this mortal coil.

F internet lumberjack.

 

[The Last Stand]

I guess Bob is better than Barb, I guess that's something?

From what I read, they were both shitty, incompetent parents but Barb was worse. At least Bob tried to connect with Chris during his adolescent, even wanting to build stuff with him in his shed. I have a feeling he'll do the same for Barb when she passes for Mother's Day.

Anyway...

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Without the Lumberjack to cut down Chris's internet, everything's gone to hell in the Chandler household ☹

 

[jc17]

I'm sorry, obviously I'm way to tired to read this properly but... Did Chris just bring up his late father, his role as a goddess and... Super Smash Bros? All at once?

Yeah, I need more sleep to comprehend this crap.

 

[Guardsman42]

F

Bob was by far the less shittier of the two parents.

 

[Jack Awful]

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F for the Lumberjack, now stuck as a shitty plaid OC

"Plaid is too tough to draw, so my dad's memorial Sonichu is red now"
lol

 

[JULAY]

Bob threw the damned fag card at Chris for being a Tomgirl. Can't help but wonder how the old redneck would have reacted to this dimensional merge nonsense. Considering he told a troll that Chris was famous for Sonichu, which he said was "Sonic and Chu", I think he would have been OK with it. Lord knows Bob never stepped in and told his fat autist to act his age... Well, anyway, here's to you, Boblax. At least you're in a better place, though that's not setting a very high bar.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

From what I read, they were both shitty, incompetent parents but Barb was worse. At least Bob tried to connect with Chris during his adolescent, even wanting to build stuff with him in his shed. I have a feeling he'll do the same for Barb when she passes for Mother's Day.

Anyway...

I bet the only thing Bob wanted to do with Barb in a shed is plant one between her eyes with a gun.

I do agree that Bob tried as a parent, but his tactics were heavily flawed too. I mean the first big error he made was conceiving Chris. The second flaw was not locking Chris away permanently.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

"I said cut that thing down, not cut your thing off Son!"

 

[PL 001]

Bob certainly had his flaws, but still, I would have liked to had shared a beer with him and bullshitted for an hour or two. He seemed like an interesting guy, and someone who needed a friend outside of a fat white trash wife and fatter disappointment of a son.

F, Internet Lumberjack

 

[Shabobus]

F