06/16- Chris reminisces about Bob - Turns it into CPU goddess shit

heathercho

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In the Uhcinos universe....
Robert Franklin Chandler Jr stayed in S.Korea, had a nice wife named Lee Soon Hee, designed switchboards for an early Samsung, rose to the ranks of valued employee, had a son without autism named Young-Chul (Bobby) Lee Chandler, who followed him into the switchboard business, got some shares in Samsung and became a sales rep to America, specialising in CPU parts and had a grandson named Christian Lee Chandler.

Instead he died of bug bites. And is now Robertchu. Happy Father's Day Bob.
 

Frozen Fishsticks

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release the audio of chris crying over bob. we deserve to hear it.

I always felt Bob was trapped by Barbara. He was an older guy, probably scared of growing old alone and not having anyone to take care of him. Then came along a used up whore past her sell date and probably saw nothing more than a pension to plunder and a fat social security check every month since she knew he was going to die well before her. I'm sure there was a fondness for each other to a degree but nothing else besides what was built on mutual desperation.
 

Jasonfan89

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A little late to say this but.....

Some adults get their father's cigars and whiskey for Father's day Chris draws his as a Sonic Pikachu abomination (don't know what he did for him on father's day when he was alive)
 

Queen Of The Harpies

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im super lucky to have been able to spend fathers day with my dad. i feel sad that he didn't get to but I'm sure they did plenty when bob lived
I'm sure we have seen this horror film, but this it what I imagine most fathers'/mothers' days to look like: Chris Chan giving his respective parents shitty gifts that he actually wants (and they probably bought on his behalf) and at least Bob reflecting on the disappointment that has become his final years.
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It would seem so. That's what being a drunk and possible drug addict skank tends to do. Though I'm not sure on the skank part, did any one ever verify that drunk barb thing where she was all over some guy and..Chris was recording it or some thing?
Barb is a vile slatternly slut who slept with her relatives' husbands and that is why she is a pariah of the family. About 80% of why Chris is a piece of shit is Barb's alcohol damaged eggs, Bob's senile tism jism, and the fact that he trooned out and became a clone of Barb instead of emulating Bob.

I always felt Bob was trapped by Barbara. He was an older guy, probably scared of growing old alone and not having anyone to take care of him.
And he foolishly chose Barb, who let him die eaten by bugs while she maintained her evil hoard.
 

Cedric_Eff

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Bob just gave on Chris before he died didn’t he? If he had anything left in him, Bob would’ve stopped Chris from trooning. Now we got a limp dick faggot who gets fucked by fat exceptional individuals with either a anime obsession, or an exceptional individual who loves to suck his dick and enable his delusions.
 

Queen Of The Harpies

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Why does Bob have a beaver tail?
Maybe it's an abstract reference to the 'cutting it down' lumberjack meme?

In Bob's defense: No he wasn't by any means father of the year. He was about 53/54 when Chris was born. By then he had two adult children and probably just wanted to enjoy the rest of his life with (shudder) Bard. She was about 40 at the time so still fertile; she may have lied about going into menopause or lied about contraception. Bob, by then, was out of touch with contemporary methods of raising a child, not mention an autistic one. Kids having tantrums is pretty stressful BUT autistic tantrums/meltdowns are hellish- it's easier (not better) to give in to shut them the fuck up. Bob's letter and plaque speaks volumes of what he wanted for Chris. But Chris is his own person sadly.

From what I've read on then CWCiki and seen on youtube, Bob tried to knock some sense into Chris, but was undermined by Barb and /or just didn't have the energy to deal with them. I imagine their home life to be be some dystopian nightmare version of King of the Hill. In the vidyah of them on that ill fated date, Bob was getting more out of it than Chris was. Despite his views, I'm sure he would have been super interesting to talk to.

Given that his two other kids actually made something of themselves also suggests that Bob wasn't a complete fuck up- just the unholy combined of him and Barb

RIP Bob.
 

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I'm sure we have seen this horror film, but this it what I imagine most fathers'/mothers' days to look like: Chris Chan giving his respective parents shitty gifts that he actually wants (and they probably bought on his behalf) and at least Bob reflecting on the disappointment that has become his final years.
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That video always makes me sad, you can see his parents are sick to fucking death of sonichu and Chris's insane ramblings. How can they feel joy about their adult son talking about Santa leaving him a girlfriend?
 

Chrus Chundlur

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That video always makes me sad, you can see his parents are sick to fucking death of sonichu and Chris's insane ramblings.
And how oblivious to that Chris is, to the point of including that terribly sad video on a dvd celebrating his inflated ego life.

Bob just feels so defeated on that video. Like just going along with all of Chris bullshit hoping to get it over as soon as possible.

I find specially sad Bob missing some of his music (undoubtedly swallowed by the hoard) and Chris going "YOU WANT MUSIC?? HERE YOU GO!!" by turning on the shitty "music" of the cheap, dollar-store christmas lights. Bob really appreciated music, but his son was (and will always be) an uncritical moron who wouldn't know about quality if quality bited him in the dick, and Bob seems to know that he was slowly being dragged to that autistic hell and that he hadn't the strength to fight it anymore, condemned to spend his remaining years around garish colored cartoons he didn't understand, a trashy whale of a wife, and ear-piercing baby-talk voice nonsense from his tardspawn.
 
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release the audio of chris crying over bob. we deserve to hear it.

I always felt Bob was trapped by Barbara. He was an older guy, probably scared of growing old alone and not having anyone to take care of him. Then came along a used up whore past her sell date and probably saw nothing more than a pension to plunder and a fat social security check every month since she knew he was going to die well before her. I'm sure there was a fondness for each other to a degree but nothing else besides what was built on mutual desperation.
I really don't know what I find more depressing. The fact that you're probably right about Bob's decision, or the fact that this kind of mentality really doesn't seem that uncommon, and wondering how many people are living lives of quiet desperation?
 

SigueSigueSpergnik

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I'm sure we have seen this horror film, but this it what I imagine most fathers'/mothers' days to look like: Chris Chan giving his respective parents shitty gifts that he actually wants (and they probably bought on his behalf) and at least Bob reflecting on the disappointment that has become his final years.
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Bob:

"What the hell's a Fraggle?"
 
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