RESET THE CLOCK 06/21/2016 - Phil "Assaulted" By Man On Bike With "Intent To Rob & Rape" - Reset the timer gents

[Smutley]

At 11pm on a tuesay night a cis male riding a bike (who might have looked just like Phil's dad!) attempted to assault, rape, and rob Phil in front of nearly 20 people. Phil's friends list has no interest and no one cares except a toothless manatee

Maxie Brooks-Derzay

 

[CatParty]

too bad his "attacker" didn't finish the job

 

[RP 520]

What really happened was someone on a bike probably rode quickly past and made Phil shit his pants spooked him a little bit.

 

[Michel]

So Phil was screaming and waving around a knife.
How has he not been arrested yet?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What really happened was someone on a bike probably rode quickly past and made Phil shit his pants spooked him a little bit.

What really happened was that Phil was at the public library and sharting himself from chronic loneliness and thus decided to fabricate some shit.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Found a picture of the confrontation.

 

[Bassomatic]

I thought you hated Narcs Phil why you gotta put me on blast like that?

 

[Ravenor]

Phil you want to know why I don't belive the last part, if some one bumped into you riding a bike you would not have had the time to react and pull out your knife in enough time before he was so far away you wouldn't have been able to do anything.

In all likely hood he was passing you an he bumped into you by accident and just didn't bother to say sorry, while that was rude he didn't set out to assault you.

 

[Adamska]

I'm inclined to think he got startled a bit by a dude who swerved around the daydreaming tard, and then made up shit and used his dad as the villain template again since Phil is dumber than some children and was getting desperate for more people to pay attention to him.

 

[Football Meatlong]

Right because if I'm a Berkley-area cis man out for a nice ride on my bike, the first thing I want to do is try to mug an unwashed garbage pile with features and then fuck it.

It always astounds me that Phil believes that cis dudes will actually want to rape him because he thinks that he looks like an irresistible Latinx goddess.

 

[LD 3187]

Phil's mind is clearly deteriorating, his imaginary attackers always shared his traits (ex. Male, white, creepy as fuck etc) but now they share his passion for bikes too, although they can ride. Also, really impressive that America has people who can drive-by pickpocket riding a bike.

 

[Ravenor]

Right because if I'm a Berkley-area cis man out for a nice ride on my bike, the first thing I want to do is try to mug an unwashed garbage pile with features and then fuck it.

It always astounds me that Phil believes that cis dudes will actually want to rape him because he thinks that he looks like an irresistible Latinx goddess.

Oh I don't know about that, Phil is aware of what he looks like even if that awareness is rather dim - this is just him over reacting to a rather normal occurrence and trying to make asspat bank from it.

Edit to add:

It just hit me... This is Phil's fucky finger incident... with Phil's lack of awareness that he over reacted.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Yeah, I don't see this one happening. But at least the macho posturing is back, Bitcoin Bikers beware, Autistic Tranny Sex Worker will flaunt his defensive equipment and scream at you!

One thing I find funny is how specifically mentions his tanto knife, which might've been one of his cheapo folding knives most likely. Which would make pretty impotent weapon since it's a) cheap folding knife(meant for other tasks than stabbing people) b) wielded by tard without any experience stabbing people.

EDIT: I believe this is one knife that has seen in the picture posten on self defence general(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phils-self-defence-measure-gun-updates-on-fb.21136/page-3#post-1504166), or knockoff of it.
http://www.crkt.com/M16-10KSF-Special-Forces-Tanto-Black

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Looks like the hooker and Autismland schtick isn't generating enough attention. Even the old chestnut 'I remember when my dad spanked me totally raped me' is being ignored. Time to bullshit about CIS MENZ ATTACK!

"Transantagonist physical/sexual assault, street harassment"

All the splashy sjw headlines in the world won't make someone riding past you on a bike a crazed, trannyphobic rapist, Phil. Lying is a terrible habit, y'know.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Good, now bicycles are ruined for him.

 

[Football Meatlong]

Oh I don't know about that, Phil is aware of what he looks like even if that awareness is rather dim - this is just him over reacting to a rather normal occurrence and trying to make asspat bank from it.

Very, very dim I'd posit.

But for realsies. He could just as easily have concocted a scenario where he "felt threatened" by a passerby that could still net him some asspats and doesn't contain such batshit delusions.

For a full-time attention whore, Phil's pretty bad at it.

 

[Ravenor]

But for realsies. He could just as easily have concocted a scenario where he "felt threatened" by a passerby that could still net him some asspats and doesn't contain such batshit delusions.

For a full-time attention whore, Phil's pretty bad at it.

That's because with Phil there is no middle ground, and he hasn't really got a firm grasp on the concept of self - he's a egotist but when it comes to being self aware he's not really able to frame things like normal people so that's why he can only comprehend things like this as a outright attack because there is no middle ground for him to be able to understand.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Why is it always intent? Can't we get just a little follow through.
And Phil, lets face it; given your current status you should be so lucky someone wants to even rape you.

 

[ON 190]

"Probably with the intent"

Phil, you can say anyone probably has intent to do anything. Doesn't mean that was the actual intent.

Edit: Ninja'd by @MasterDisaster, that fuckface.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

'In full view of 15-20 bystanders'

You naturally have the testimonies on at least one or two of those people, don't you, Phil?