06/21/21Two Tooter videos -

Space Cooter

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Well that was fun. I can't believe I get paid to do this! Quote of the video: "my family sees me as uhh a mentally ill homosexual man".

That first video...Tom is VERY close to a major chimp out. He is having major money problems and he's not getting any loot from his father's death. I guarantee he was counting on this money as part of whatever deranged life plan he had. Now that his family has made it clear that they want nothing to do with him and he is getting bupkiss, he is aaaaangry. He also attempts to manipulate lawyers and free legal advice centers. It's quite a funny video if you can filter out the boomering.

Also, it really makes me wonder about his schizoaffective disorder. This video demonstrates a level of awareness and manipulation that suggests he may be a garden variety BPD lolcow with psychotic episodes due to living in filth and drugs. But I dislike armchair psychiatry so I will leave it at that.
0 minutes-14 minutes

-Tom is expecting a call back from a lawyer. However, while he waits he muses about harassing underpaid admin staff and volunteers at various law firms and political offices. Sounds like his congressional representative is in the crosshairs again
-Tom states he allows the abuse from AMB and KF because he's some sort of martyr. He will take the slings and arrows of outrageous autists and will die for the sins of other online degenerates. Oh, he also indirectly admits to being a fascist who hates free speech.
-Think moving out of the TPDs jurisdiction would end his harassment of them? You thought wrong. Some ween has apparently tricked Tom in to thinking they're going to beat him up in December.
-Tom closes out the prologue by trivializing child molestation and saying that KF and AMB declare anyone they don't like a pedophile dogfucker.


10 minutes-14 minutes
-He calls a law firm he has filled out a contact form for over the weekend.
-Tom admits to an obviously busy and indifferent receptionist that his family hates him. I'll assume she's a smart lady and figured out on her own it's because he fucks kids and dogs
-He laments that his family and their legal representatives will not respond to his begging and grifting. She then transfer him to the lawyer's voicemail
-Tom leaves a Shakespearean soliloquy of a voicemail for the lawyer, listing all of his plights. He repeats the intersex delusion and tries to elicit sympathy with this new father's friend surgeon story. He ties it back in the end however: he is owed money because his father told him in a private meeting that he loved him as a beautiful true and honest daughter
-He fallaciously claims to be an art connoisseur and only he can save his father's art collection from being purchased at rock bottom prices by vultures

14 minutes-34 minutes
-After some dead air he giggles like a sped
-Begins to smoke one of his shitty self rolled cigarettes. I have no idea how someone who has smoked for so long still niggerlips every joint and cigarette like its their first time
-Tom reads AMB and denigrates people who work for a living and serve in the military. Being a hobo dog fucker makes him much more productive and virtuous
-Tom admits to being a penurious debter who owes money all over the place. He was really counting on that inheritance
-Tom has a "tribal family" apparently. When he was younger they really stressed the value of money and work. I don't think the lesson stuck!
-Tom has always been a contributor, assisting the less fortunate with his art and google skills. Also his music has brought lots of joy
-He admits he has tried to help young trannies. Not sure if they're underage, but probably.
-Tom admits he tried to scam his parents out of money to fund his ridiculous business ideas. Tom's siblings got vacations and weddings. Tom got sent to the looney bin
-He admits to faking a suicide threat to get a free house from his father. Not sure if this has been said before (I think so)
-Tom is threatening a probate battle and is considering suing his family. Will he be victorious? Only time will tell!

34 minutes to 1hr 6 minutes
-Boomering. We see a few glamor shots of the hovel. It's in quite the state.

49 minutes-1hr 6 minutes--The call gets good
-Tom teases calling NIMH and discusses how he has an appointment with a law firm and also potentially jury duty? (this part was kind of hard to hear)
-We experience a frenetic changing of phone call targets
-Settles on calling Sgt Dannon at the TPD office of pro standards as noone has called him back for some reason.
-Calls the Sgt and leaves a voicemail that some guy named Greg is investigating a false APS report. Tom no longer lives in the TPD jurisdiction but that does not save them from his harassment apparently.
-Tom receives a call from a very nice sounding Filipino clerk from what sounds like a free legal service. He discusses in detail his plights with the Filipino before noticing he never hung up on Sgt Dannon's voice mail. The lucky Sgt now has even more Tom to listen to!
-Tom claims to represent the legions of innocent people wronged by Kiwi farms. He discusses the trolls and reiterates his life story, complete with lies about being intersex
-He discusses grandiose legal plan, suing his family, and forcing RICO charges. However, the Filipino reminds him the call he is reminding him about is regarding getting his security deposit back!
-This call was beyond pathetic as he's trying to force this very nice Filipino to assist him on his windmill chasing. The clerk's tone of voice changes markedly after being asked to start a RICO complaint and being told the TPD and FBI are denying Tom his due process by not stopping those mean bullies on the internet.
-Tom breaks any and all facades of sanity and yells about people being tortured by KF! The humanity!
-Tom is transferred

1hr 6 minutes-1hr 44
-Tom talks to some faggy sounding guy named Sam
-Tom says "my whole...is basically medical malpractice. My family sees me as uhh a mentally ill homosexual man". I think I'm starting to like the Wasserbergs
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Tom claims his parents misgender him. He also makes up a story about dating a transgender man. Maybe that's hobospeak for dog.
-Tom laments that his brother in law hates him. However, his tone shifts from woeismeing to vengeance as he says he wants a lawyer to "LIGHT THEM UP".
-He totally promises his father put things in trust for him! He's totally just trying to make sure that the art collection sells for what it's worth. He has no ulterior motive !!!
-After the funeral the rocks and other childish shit Tom made for his father was unceremoniously returned to him. I ALMOST felt sorry for him here
-Tom then makes demands of faggy Sam for things faggy Sam is almost certainly unable to do. Tom does however, have $400-500 to spend on frivolous legal endeavors
- Tom wants to start his OWN estates. A lucky charity will be bequeathed his collection of rocks, stolen tools, roaches and parasites, and child pornography collection
-Tom values his rock collection at $20,000 and says he has $250,000 coming to him when his mom dies. Thus the real purpose of the call is revealed!
-Only Tom can get proper value for the art collection. No doubt he will leverage his extensive network of wealthy consorts. Maybe that itinerant horse troon is actually a multi millionaire?
- He wants to be cremated and shot out of a cannon when he dies
-Tom admits to tax evasion. He has kept no business records so if he has made money, he hasn't paid any tax.
-Tom's health is ailing so he needs this charity to help him with his estate and to help him grift money from his dead parents. This was actually quite pathetic and again ALMOST elicits sympathy.
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Tom tells faggy Sam he is running out of time and his time is too valuable for Sam. He ends the call

1hr45 minutes-1hr 54 minutes

-Tom calls someone named Barb. Barb talks to Tom like he's a retarded child
-Tom says "business is booming". Must be why he can't pay his bills
-Plights plights plights! his depression comes from his intersex condition.
-He pays Barb the ultimate compliment by inviting her to the hovel for a visit. Lucky for her COVID precludes this.
-Tom claims to be a supply chain expert and can save her organization all kinds of money!

1hr 54 minutes-1hr 57 minutes
-Mostly boomering. Says you shouldn't fight with people who misgender you and won't call you what you don't want to be called (lol, just sue them or file RICO Charges instead!!)
-Tom lies again about having surgery as a child and declares all trannies in safe environments exhibit typical behavior.
-Tom displays his lack of understanding of virology and epidemiology and briefly muses on the space jews.

1hr57-2hr 18
-Pointless boomering and first year poli sci student level understanding of complicated issues

2h18-fin
-Tom tried to get funding to do environmental engineering projects. Mass production of bio mass. Somehow the banks denied what was no doubt an excellent and viable proposal
-One more COPD cough for the road
-Tom finds sympathy with the pro pedophile Catholic church.
-Closing statement by Tom:

"Violence isn't an acceptable mode of conflict resolution"

No. It's much better to scream at them online, threaten to ruin their lives, call federal agents on them, and try to get the federal government to file charges usually reserved for organized crime. Those are the moral choices.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
"I'm the only one in the family competent to liquidate art"
This is the guy who couldn’t tell the difference between gold and fool’s gold and thought his neighbor had just dumped a load of gold in the driveway. He’s not competent to do shit.

Actually, given that he poops on the floor, he’s literally not competent to do shit.
 

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