06/29/15 Phil contemplates diet & phone bill -

[CatParty]

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Did he ever care about the phone bill?

 

[drtoboggan]

Misandry forever? How adorably retarded.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Placing his phone above his well being, just like a real woman.

 

[Tookie]

Will this tranny just hurry the fuck up and die already?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Also Phil, don't lie. We've seen your pics. We know food isn't trivial to you in any sense of the word.

 

[Arkangel]

If Phil dies, sales of El Mexicano Queso Fresco will plummet.

 

[Ariel]

 

[ln18]

Has he fallen off from the latinx path?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Not a strong showing by the Asspat Brigade. "Hugs" and "I'll forgive you"? "Sending cyber comfort"?

It warms my heart to see such lazy work in response to Phil's latest suicide threat attention grab.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Don't do it Phil! Think of all the pasty skin you have left to tattoo!

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm surprised he didn't mention his bike fetish amongst the rest of the hokum.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But...but...but what about the bottom surgery at tax payer expense?

 

[EI 903]

I don't think there's a person who has ever seen Phil who wouldn't understand him not making it to 30.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I guess if you really wanted to call the massive skin infection or coronary that will kill you before 30 suicide you can. You chose to get those shitty tattoos, eat all that junk food and never exercise. Can the coroner list cause of death as "poor decisions?"

 

[Van Darkholme]

I don't think there's a person who has ever seen Phil who wouldn't understand him not making it to 30.

If Chris can make it to 30, anyone can.

 

[CatParty]

if only he had said "oh man my weight is getting out of control eating blocks of cheese every meal and i should do something about this insane $200 a month phone bill" as opposed to wrapping it in another boy who cried wolf half ass suicide bait, we could call this progress.

 

[Positron]

Don't do it Phil! Think of all the pasty skin you have left to tattoo!

Think of all those body lice that would have to find a new home!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Translation: which of you dumbasses is going to feed me and pay my $200 phone bill this month?

See, I'm fluent in Latinx, that pretty much makes me Puerto Rican.

 

[The Nameless One]

God dammit Phil, you don't get to dictate your own eulogy. "Okay friends, after I totally commit suicide, make sure you refer to me as a "beautiful Latina trans woman who had so much to live for," okay?"