FIGGIN 06/30/17 Home Invasion Phrets & PTSD - Imma shoot some kiwis

[JSGOTI]

@Ravenor, @Smutley

Hot off the presses, ripped from his Instagram, our friend Phil has decided to actually charge the battery for his airsoft rifle, and if any kiwis try anything, he'll shoot them dead. Cause he's gonna protect his home.

Also, this is arguably the MOST unflattering angle I've seen of the spud in a long time.

Spoiler: Remastered Edition

 

[Ruin]

Phil must be feeling especially powerless lately if we're blessed with a power fantasy video.

 

[JSGOTI]

Now, here's where I'm just at a bit of a loss for things. Because as far as I can tell, from what I know, we haven't been doing anything different, or even anything new, to antagonize or provoke the spud to feed these delusions. But day after day, he's reaching further and further in desperate hopes that he'll get attention because of it again.

 

[Postal Dude]

Looks like a bloody melting garbage bag. We ought to keep the forum private if we're being blessed with content like this.

 

[timecop]

is he seriously using an airsoft gun as home defense
not only is that the dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen in my entire life but i guarantee you he's got some piece of shit that shoots around 250 FPS


[:autism:] judging by the plastic imitation wood handguard it's absolutely walmart tier [/:autism:]

 

[Randall Fragg]

"I'm waiting for the battery to charge up"

 

[Hen in a tie]

Shit the pizza guy better be careful about the bbs

 

[JSGOTI]

Is this version better, or worse? You decide.

 

[Ruin]

Keeping the forum private was the right move.

 

[Zim]

This is borderline a Jace and Tyce caliber of threat.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This is borderline a Jace and Tyce caliber of threat.

And yet... Phil is real.

 

[RI 360]

omg please shoot your eye out.

 

[Ravenor]

Now, here's where I'm just at a bit of a loss for things. Because as far as I can tell, from what I know, we haven't been doing anything different, or even anything new, to antagonize or provoke the spud to feed these delusions. But day after day, he's reaching further and further in desperate hopes that he'll get attention because of it again.

He's getting rustled in the background, He pissed somebody off enough recently that they chimped at him over DM's on facebook I think he accused them of being a kiwi and they told him to smoke a fatty I think (I am putting out feelers for clarification). Whatever they said must have broken the hurtful truth level for him mostly the soft targets like still has his balls and the fact he's not Latino he's been feeling pretty down of late so it doesn't take much to push him into spergitory.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Wait... Wait. He thinks that airsoft is going to keep anyone out of his home...

:autism:

 

[Rokko]

Stress sigh, lip smack

He should move to DSP, one of them streams, the other one patrols the house. Lots of pizza too!

 

[Ray Streip]

Oh man, and people will be setting fireworks off all this weekend so he's gonna be extra jumpy: this should be good.

 

[Erubetie]

Rent's due tomorrow. Think that has something to do with it?

 

[Twrx]

The next few days should be really interesting. Especially DRD.

 

[moorhen]

Rent's due tomorrow. Think that has something to do with it?

I think it's more to do with Toren leaving him. He's lost control of some aspect of his public image so he's acting out to try and pull the rest of it back into his control.

And his weight loss seems to be going really well, you can tell by the way he's angling his neck so you can see the tattoo lurking underneath his neck fat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No Phil, I don't know about those nightmares. That's a weirdly specific thing to expect people to be familiar with.

He's getting rustled in the background, He pissed somebody off enough recently that they chimped at him over DM's on facebook I think he accused them of being a kiwi and they told him to smoke a fatty I think (I am putting out feelers for clarification). Whatever they said must have broken the hurtful truth level for him mostly the soft targets like still has his balls and the fact he's not Latino he's been feeling pretty down of late so it doesn't take much to push him into spergitory.

Interesting. I wondered if this video was something to do with the alleged break-up. Toren definitely strikes me as the sort to leave Phil with a few choice insults on his way out.

Wait... Wait. He thinks that airsoft is going to keep anyone out of his home...

:autism:

I think at this point he must be aware that no one is really going to invade his home. It's a toy gun for an imaginary threat to make him feel like he has the semblance of power in his life. In theory, the Kiwis are going to come, and in theory he'll shoot them dead with his BB gun. Whether it would actually work doesn't matter. It's like that old joke:
"I use this magic hat to keep dragons away."
"That's stupid, it's just a hat."
"Well, I don't see any dragons around here, do you?"

If he's feeling so emasculated, maybe he shouldn't keep posting pictures of his teenie weenie.