07/01/17 Fidget Spinners & New Boots! - Plus more Transmisogyny

[JSGOTI]

Well, I guess that we all knew it was only a matter of time before Phil jumped on the bandwagon for fidget spinners, and I guess that he does, techncially, have a 'fidget spinner'... but the quality leaves a great deal to be desired. But, he doesn't care, it's more bike kitsch to fill his apartment with.

#fidgetspinner #bicicleta #bici #bicycle #actuallyautistic

In other news, the spudlord has gotten yet another new pair of boots, bringing his collection to a crippling size of probably twenty different pairs at this point at last count. And of course, he has to show them off in a video, because they ARE his identity, after-all.

#newboots #militarysurplus #transdykesaregoodandpure

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CN - Death mention, Transmisogyny and CSA mention
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When I die, cremation only. I do not want a gravesite, no monument, it would be vandalized/desecrated anyhow by fascists and transmisogynists. I was not given peace alive, I seriously doubt that I would have peace dead if people knew where my corpse were.

I desire my ashes to be dispersed into the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean. And on land in Mount Hood and Mount Saint Helens.

Fuck every transmisogynist that ever abused and terrorized me. From my rapist father to Kiwi Farms stalkers who continue to threaten the peace and security I am trying to live in and willing to defend.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil,

Who do you think would spread your ashes, considering you make sure no one likes you?

Also, your whole body is one big fidget spinner.

 

[RI 360]

#actuallyautistic would be a good username.

lmao Phil would cause a grease fire in a crematory.

 

[clowney]

I desire my ashes to be dispersed into the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean.

That's truly the end Phil deserves. Being swirled around in fish pee.

 

[cumrobbery]

 

[Positron]

Nah your carcass is a biohazard and will be disposed of accordingly.

Also, your whole body is one big fidget spinner.

You mean fidget squeaker?

 

[Maiden]

When I die, cremation only. I do not want a gravesite, no monument, it would be vandalized/desecrated anyhow by fascists and transmisogynists. I was not given peace alive, I seriously doubt that I would have peace dead if people knew where my corpse were.

I desire my ashes to be dispersed into the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean. And on land in Mount Hood and Mount Saint Helens.

Fuck every transmisogynist that ever abused and terrorized me. From my rapist father to Kiwi Farms stalkers who continue to threaten the peace and security I am trying to live in and willing to defend.

Don't worry Phil, you won't get anything but cheap cremation or a pauper's grave, it's not like there's anyone in your circle with the means to or cares enough to pay for your final expenses. Though I'm sure if he could find some way to set up a Gofundme from beyond the grave, he would.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Don't worry Phil, you won't get anything but cheap cremation or a pauper's grave, it's not like there's anyone in your circle with the means to or cares enough to pay for your final expenses. Though I'm sure if he could find some way to set up a Gofundme from beyond the grave, he would.

How much could it cost? Gas is $3 a gallon and a pack of matches is about a dollar.

 

[Ruin]

Lol Phil has no friends and his family hates him. His ultimate fate is to cultivate mold while in the backup freezer of the Portland morgue.

 

[MMX]

#hobograve
#unidentifiedmale
#faggotsqueaker

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hmm, increase in content, material purchases, assertions of trans and autistic identity and hints at suicide. Wonder what's eating the potato this time?

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck every transmisogynist that ever abused and terrorized me. From my rapist father to Kiwi Farms stalkers who continue to threaten the peace and security I am trying to live in and willing to defend.

He's reaching orgasm peak fantasizing about Daddy Rape Day, and it's still two days away.

 

[The Man With No Name]

When Phil dies, it'll take a long time before we find out because nobody will be able to identify the body. None of his family is about to go out to Cali or Oregon to do that. The Rat King isn't going to care about him once he's dead. There's a good chance his gravestone will read Phillip Haskins-Delici too.

 

[Hyperion]

Jungle boots have steel shanks in the soles so I hope Taters enjoys his brand new heavy ass jungle fighting boots.

Countdown to Phil buying a new pair of boots for unspecified reasons in 3...2...1

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So Phil wants to lose his penis so bad he's going to resort to removing it with a Fidget Spinner.

 

[Taily Puff]

I wonder if deep down he understands that not a single person cares enough about him to bother defiling his grave. I suppose that since he's the type who would try to defile a holocaust memorial, he assumes other people are just as small and disgusting as him.

Also lol at wanting his ashes scattered in two separate oceans and on two separate mountains. Even in death his goal is to be a horrible burden on anyone helping him.

 

[The Dude]

So Phil is demanding his ashes be spread on both coasts and on two different mountains? Does he not realize everyone he knows is a fat, lazy welfare leach like he is and can neither afford to do that, nor be arsed to put that kind of effort into ANYTHING? His ashes will merely be dumped into the first convenient trash can, which will be a fitting end for him.

 

[Keerakh]

Ah, Phil. Dumb enought to commit himself to damnatio memorae.

 

[Bad Dog]

Phil could cremate himself and double up as a suicude bomber to fight against dem pesky transmysoginists that harrass him oh so much by farting on a lit matchstick, theres enough grease and gas in him to blow up the whole of Oregon at least.

 

[4Macie]

I'm probably nitpicking at stupid here but....why lay down with your feet up to show off your shoes??? Why not just stand/sit and look down?