ethan ralph got the covid vaccine in vegas
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- May 7, 2021
Ralph is 300+
when i tried comparing weight on a hard surface vs on a carpet the difference in weight was pretty significant, not just a few pounds off.
but ralph has a different scale and his carpet is likely different in thickness, and there are other things that can affect his number though. so considering this my guess is that he weighs anywhere from 50-80lbs more than he thinks.
it’s a pretty rough guess that could be off but i’m not going to take time to try to find out for sure while all ralph has to do is just find a hard, flat surface in his crackshack to use. maybe he doesn’t even have one and the carpet is the best surface his white trash gunted brain thought to put the scale on.
also may you’re getting a bit fat yourself. you should join the weight loss challenge so you look your best in whatever goodwill dress with the least stains ralph finds.