Surgery 07/25/2016 - Phil Lies About Vaginoplasty Again (Because Christine Already Got One) - Gotta keep up with the Chandlers

Smutley

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Perhaps it's time to make a surgery lies update megathread? @Clown Doll, @wagglyplacebo, @Vitriol what do you guys think? It would cut down on the clutter but it would also make it harder to know when big events happen unless the title and OP are regularly updated.

Regardless - hot on the news that Christine Chandler has already grown her own vagina Phil continues to perpetuate the lie that was disproven months ago and got all his medical charts marked as HIV+
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And here's a list of every gullible idiot asspatter on his friends list. Not the absence of such notable people as Robin Markle, Kisa Ku, Vanessa Gonzalez, and Phoenix Flame. Even they don't believe this nonsense :story:
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He said he would require three letters for ballectomy, three for getting a pseudotaco baked (and presumably yet another three for fake boobs)
You beat me to it. Didn't he claim to get two of the letters in CA? Is he going to lie next and say all the letters are transferable between states and he can just waddle into any clinic, even small ones?

Maybe his next lie will be that he's been buying a ton of spy drones (hence why he's always broke!) and will strap them to his body and take to the skies towards CA when the time comes. The drones will, of course, be unable to lift his weight and burst into flame.
 

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Doesn't even bother with a pic. Maybe he finally learned that some people here have also gone through this and an recognize the paper work. we aren't all cis man Bros. except I am haha die Phil. I hope you vagina gets infected and turns back into a penis. ;)
 

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You beat me to it. Didn't he claim to get two of the letters in CA? Is he going to lie next and say all the letters are transferable between states and he can just waddle into any clinic, even small ones?

Maybe his next lie will be that he's been buying a ton of spy drones (hence why he's always broke!) and will strap them to his body and take to the skies towards CA when the time comes. The drones will, of course, be unable to lift his weight and burst into flame.
Are letters transferable? Does Oregon law say the letters have to be from doctors from Oregon? Most will follow through with contacting the doctor.
 
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