07/29/16 fat phil pretends to be drunk - ew

[CatParty]

 

[Fallensaint]

A mi lo que una patata atractiva

 

[Randy Lahey]

phil is not the liquor

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Drunk rape when

 

[Ntwadumela]

Did it go down salty?

 

[YI 457]

He looks like roadkill.

A mi lo que una patata atractiva

The fuck are you trying to say

 

[Pillow]

Translation: I drunk one shitty cocktail and now I try to act how I imagine drunk people would behave.

Just how low do you have to be to think being slightly influenced by substances is the most amazing thing in the world while being in your thirties? Normies, troubled youths and speds alike do it at 13 before they realize being drunk isn't all that great. But not Phil. Jesus Dick.

 

[Fallensaint]

He looks like roadkill.



The fuck are you trying to say

I used google translate. I am basically three times the Latinx Phil is.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Only 40%? Phil must be a fucking lightweight.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[Loxiozzz]

I like how his drunk face is how he looks normally.

 

[Pillow]

Is he going to link videos/articles about Russian vodka from now on?

 

[Forever Sunrise]

That face is less like that of a drunk and more like that of a victim of the Dementor's Kiss.

That would explain so much.

 

[BlueWalls]

Eyebrows don't do that. Can't we get Sonju to fix those or something?

 

[AnimuGinger]

Always gotta 1up a TRUE AND HONEST TRANSWOMAN.
Too bad fat Phil can't.

 

[IV 445]

At the end of the month, can't he only afford the cheap stuff?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Ravenor @Smutley isn't this "Luz" person some pretend headmate of Phil?

Also isn't spiking someone's drink getting them drunk without their consent Phil? Such a dude bro thing to do man.

 

[The Mass Debater]

He looks like a wax figure of Benito Mussolini that's been caked in makeup and left outside to melt in the sun a little.

 

[GetShrekt]

What is he wearing? I can't say for sure but that looks more like a bathrobe than it does a dress. Honestly at this point if Phil started cosplaying as Naruto characters again it would be a vast improvement.

 

[An Ghost]

Monarch gin comes in a plastic bottle which is a sign it's the absolute trash of the trash. Very fitting for Phil.
And Portland is better than CWCville? No way. CWCville has a tranny mayor and soup hotels. Phil would love it there.