07/30/16 Phil decides to lower property values in California -

[Fallensaint]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I swear, every time he updates his facebook his double chin drops like a foot.

 

[Eponine]

That chest hair though D:
And those brows!

 

[Hyperion]

Lol good don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

 

[Henry Bemis]

It's like drag queen eyebrows, but without the accompanying drag queen.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I swear, every time he updates his facebook his double chin drops like a foot.

Pretty soon he won't even have a neck, just a stack of chins with his head wobbling on top.

 

[AnOminous]

How does he look even dumber in every new picture?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I swear, every time he updates his facebook his double chin drops like a foot.

I love that it's covering his lower neck tattoo at this point.

 

[bzewzi]

Did he- Did he just call himself a murderer? For real? Are we reaching the point where he's just huffing paint and reaching into the adjective hat?

 

[obliviousbeard]

...is that a jerkoff chrystal?

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I love the "evil tranny" concept, being that Philip is neither evil, or transsexual.

 

[Pillow]

He looks like a villain from a low-budget SciFi flick, like an emperor from some underdeveloped remotely humanlike alien species.
Maybe he'd have a bright future at The Asylum after all? He could even sell his anime cosplay phase as "acting experience".

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why does he waste his tardbux going back and forth constantly?
Why did he even go to Oregon in the first place?
I assume he's going back to get another tattoo from Sonichu, but why leave in the first place?
:autism:?

 

[obliviousbeard]

He looks like a villain from a low-budget SciFi flick, like an emperor from some underdeveloped remotrely humanlike alien species.

Well, he seems to have the TOS Klingon eyebrows

 

[Judge Holden]

Phil continues to boldly explore uncharted regions of fucking ugly I see

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't think Phil should really be calling himself "murderer." "Slow suicide" would be more accurate.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

I don't think Phil should really be calling himself "murderer." "Slow suicide" would be more accurate.

If Phil killed himself through a complete and utter lack of care for his health and well being, would that be suicide, or charity?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Phil killed himself through a complete and utter lack of care for his health and well being, would that be suicide, or charity?

I think it would be Darwinism.

 

[Adamska]

If Phil killed himself through a complete and utter lack of care for his health and well being, would that be suicide, or charity?

Tragicomedy and a public service to boot.

I guess Pigman Phil is waddling away because he fucked up bad enough to get reported for being a stalking creep and 'cause he's homeless the cops can just do whatever if they catch him. Of course it could also be because he burned down most of the last few bridges he had over there in Portland too. Either way, this statement proves clearly that he is not and will not try and go for housing without someone witholding the money from him to do it for him.

 

[cans.wav]

Place your bets on how long before he runs back to Oregon after being "raped"