08/03 - NEED $ / nobody is getting their merch -

[Butterballs]

(messed up the thread title and unsure how to fix it, so sorry)

 

[A-Stump]

I have to pay bills!

Oh and I bought Lego. DISREGARD THAT

 

[Zvantastika]

"SOME LEGO"
I wonder if that's why Barb teeth is fucked up, because apparently that's all they have to eat now, LEGOS.

 

[lynx]

"some" lego doesn't equate to spending over half your profits on it, Chris.

also, ebay lets you set shipping charges, it doesn't have to be free. so he's got no one to blame but himself for shipping costs being too high (but we already knew that).

 

[Butterballs]

I guess in his mind, charging shipping is more like a tax for the effort he puts in rather than like, the cost of the stamp and shit.

And the cost of materials is irrelevant. More money was BASICALLY PROMISED etc.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Self-inflicted pyramid scheme: confirmed.

 

[Stuff and Things]

"some Lego"? more like, MULTIPLES sets of legos. And i bet that those debts he has are because he buy several, expensive lego sets, as usual. Chris, you're a fucking adult, if you "sincerely" want to help your mother, and the usual income doesn't covers that and your bills, maybe it's time to stop blowing your money on expensive children's toys...

Eh, also, notice how now he called his "monthly tugboat" a "usual income".

 

[Picklechu]

"Some lego" = ALL OF THE LEGO

 

[Pinhead]

"We need the money for real". What are you saying, Chris? You were lying about needing money before?

Also, it never once occurs to him that maybe if money is so tight, he shouldn't be buying kiddie toys.

 

[Hyperion]

Good work Chris.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

That's our Chris. Even with something that takes minimal effort and produces maximum profits, he finds a way to screw it up.

 

[DC 740]

Economics class? Self help books on managing debt?


NAH I NEED ME SOME FUCKIN LEGO

 

[Butterballs]

I realise I'm bumping my own thread with chatter here, but

I don't know about US dentistry, but is $600 realistic for dealing with some cavities? Obviously possible that he's poorly informed as well and just used the wrong terms. The more he insists that he's HONESTLY and TRULY needing money for his mother's teeth, the less inclined I am to believe that it's true.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris's theory of self is truly fascinating. He asks people to divert money from their own financial responsibilities to help him with his. It's like he doesn't realize that every other adult on the planet has to pay bills, too.

 

[The Joker]

FEED TEH MANCHILD MORE LEGO!
I want to make lego into 1 dollar bills now.

 

[Pikonic]

At least he honestly admits he bought some Lego.

 

[Zvantastika]

BTW, here are the latest articles Chris bought from Ebay:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-lego-minifigures-display-case-figures-case-3pcs-CASE-ONLY-/261249920550 - US $4.91 - Jul 30 2014
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sailor-Moon-Complete-Uncut-DVD-Collection-Japanese-/261533303493 - US $189.95 - Jul 21 2014
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LEGO-Monste...468-Rare-Set-Opened-But-Unbuilt-/151350213203 - US $100.00 - Jul 12 2014

But disregard that because Chris really needs money, not for him, but for LEGO, his mother, LEGO, bills, his LEGO mother, LEGO bills and LEGO.

 

[qld]

I got a flyer in the mail advertising dental work on an installment plan. I'm sure the dentist that sent that isn't the only one that has resorted to doing what it takes in this economy to get patients to come in. If tooth work was a high priority, they could get it done, one way or the other.
But I gotta love this, opened Facebook to find Chris begging like a Nigerian Scammer. You know those people are 100% convinced that their audience is buying their pitch. All I could think was $180 on Sailor Moon DVDs, hundreds on lego, and McDonald's, Goodwill and then some more McDonald's.

 

[NavierStoked]

Chris should just pull Barb's teeth out himself so he can save money for MOAR LEGO.

 

[Lalala]

At least he honestly admits he bought some Lego.

Yeah but I think it's the same as him saying "I'm man enough to admit my mistakes", it's him saying what he thinks we want to hear (since he knows that we know he's bought lego with the money) and hoping that he'll get rewarded for doing the 'right thing'.