08-22-15 Phil is pissed someone took his suicide lies seriously -

[CatParty]

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Well changing your name is tantamount to suicide and also murder, Phil, you can't just kill Ahuviya just to let Isabel's agenda come to fruition

 

[EI 903]

Because having any rules at all about name change frequency on a site no one is required to use is oppression.

 

[Bounty of BananaChipmunks]

So Ahuviya died and comes back as Isabel ?

Different name, same potato latinx.

 

[Gaol]

Even if he changes his name he will never be able to speak spanish or be latino. Hell there's lots of latino people that use english names now so dunno what's his whole deal is.

 

[CatParty]

Because having any rules at all about name change frequency on a site no one is required to use is oppression.

I don't understand why he just doesn't make a new Facebook.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

It's almost like Phil didn't think this throughly.

 

[Ruin]

Phil's ego could be declared a planetary body at this point. Holy Shit.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I don't understand why he just doesn't make a new Facebook.

How many people do you think from his old Facebook would re-add him?

 

[CatParty]

How many people do you think from his old Facebook would re-add him?

His Facebook friends list is just crazy nutters like him who just want an audience. They add anyone

 

[Optimus Prime]

I love how he's fucking buttmad over something people who actually cared about him would do.

 

[EI 903]

How many people do you think from his old Facebook would re-add him?

That is exactly it. Friends/attention are a finite resource for him at this point.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Your name is Phil. If Zuckerburg had any integrity he'd change your FaceBook name back to what it should be.

 

[Count groudon]

Who cares? Everyone is just gonna keep calling him phil regardless of what his facebook says. Also die phil.

 

[Arkangel]

Phil doesn't seem to get that Facebook doesn't have to do anything for him. Facebook is a private company that can do whatever they like. They're not accountable to anyone.

 

[Ruin]

Phil doesn't seem to get that Facebook doesn't have to do anything for him. Facebook is a private company that can do whatever they like. They're not accountable to anyone.

I'm sure Zuckerburg will get right on that after Phil threatened a second holocaust.

 

[CatParty]

Oh of course he responds rationally

 

[Conrix]

Who cares? Everyone is just gonna keep calling him phil regardless of what his facebook says. Also die phil.

I wonder if Phil gets triggered and breaks down crying and cutting scraping himself because we call him Phil every day.

 

[Ruin]

Its actually sort of impressive that he can manage to be a bigger twat at this point.

 

[sikotik]

They're not accountable to anyone.

It's a pedantic point to make, but as a publicly traded company, they are accountable to their shareholders and the SEC. Other than that, they don't have to cater to trans potatoes and if said potatoes don't like it they can set up shop elsewhere.