08-27-15 Big surprise Phil didn't suicide -

[CatParty]

 

[sugoi-chan]

I like how he makes it seem like a victory that he's still alive against the horrible forces of Zuckerberg rather than the fact that he was the one threatening to kill himself.

 

[tomgirl4life]

if you can call what he has a life.

 

[chimpburgers]

The Potato cheated death again by not doing shit at all.

 

[Twrx]

Color me surprised.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Said you were too pussy.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Damn. Now I have to go cancel that order for the cake and the "Mission Accomplished" banner.

 

[Smutley]

He's houseless you insensitive fucks how can you expect him to live when he's too poor to have a place to live in this gentrified shithole of a country?????????????????

 

[moorhen]

The picture is related because by the time he'd realised he was too fat to sink, he'd already drifted quite far and was eventually saved by a couple who mistook him for an injured manatee

 

[CatParty]

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He's houseless you insensitive fucks how can you expect him to live when he's too poor to have a place to live in this gentrified shithole of a country?????????????????

He sure has no problem with a cis white dude scarring him for life

 

[AP 297]

Um, I tried google translate on that assuming that ADF twisted the words:

juntas en forma contra el patriarcado (because lets be honest Juntxs is not a word in any language)

It came out of Google Translate:

shaped seals against patriarchy

I am not master of Spanish, but there is one person that is. @Oglooger , did he really screw this translation up this badly? Also if he is calling himself a Shaped Seal, I think he might be more aware of his awkward appearance then we knew.

 

[Totenkopf]

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Too bad.

 

[Zim]

See Manhuvyia? This is why Zuckerberg doesn't take you seriously. You don't off yourself like you said and then you go and continue using his product. #donttrustADF

At least his finger painting is improving.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

We should hold a candlelight vigil to mourn the now dead possibility of suicide

 

[CatParty]

Um, I tried google translate on that assuming that ADF twisted the words:

juntas en forma contra el patriarcado (because lets be honest Juntxs is not a word in any language)

It came out of Google Translate:

shaped seals against patriarchy

I am not master of Spanish, but there is one person that is. @Oglooger , did he really screw this translation up this badly? Also if he is calling himself a Shaped Seal, I think he might be more aware of his awkward appearance then we knew.

Seal or walrus?

 

[Null]

Seal or walrus?

You must have posted the wrong picture, all I see is a big, fat liar.

 

[AP 297]

Seal or walrus?

Where have I seen something like this before?

Spoiler: Look's like

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Color me surprised.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

And nothing of value was retained.

Also, how do you even pronounce "juntxs"? Hoontks? What is this, Czech?

 

[Thetan]

Oh, I'm SO relieved. No more sleepless nights worrying about whether Phil is dead or alive. Hallelujah!