FIGGIN 08/29/16 phil wants a rocket launcher. proves he's retarded -
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What the fuck is he talking about?
Tweaker jokingly said that Phil couldn't hurt him with his little baton because he drove a tank.
Phil, in truly exceptional fashion, believes that story fully and has been sperging about rocket launchers and tanks for over a month now.
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Phil thinks he can just go to a pawnshop and pick up an RPG for $200
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I 
that he's getting zero likes on most of these posts LOL
that he's getting zero likes on most of these posts LOL
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He honestly looks like Frankenstein's monster here and the chokers just add to that. It wouldn't be so bad if he was going for that look but instead he posts it genuinely believing that he looks like Rihanna during her 'good girl gone bad,' phase.
There's another good reason to add to the hundreds we have already that justify privatising this subforum. He now can't take our shit posting and turn it into an obsessive and pointless fantasy for months on end like he's done with the tank joke which as far as I know wasn't even made by Tweaker!
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I expect most of Phil's military knowledge comes from a combination of TV and the belief that if something is Russian, it must be good.
That's probably it. He's a slavaboo of the highest order.
But what the fuck does he mean by claiming the subforum was set private because the RPG-7 exists? Is he trying to convince us he has one or saying he thinks we do?
His entire train of thought here is just a non sequitur.
I'm wondering if we should post just how difficult it is to buy one. Mild weapon sperging inbound.
Its considered a destructive device, so it would be ridiculously priced. In addition to that it would require a form 4 with a tax stamp of 200 bucks. The background check for an nfa item is pretty through. Once you've passed all that and have your launcher, you still need to buy rounds. Each round is considered a destructive device and requires it's own form four and tax stamp. More background checks have to be completed. The financial aspect would alone keep phil from owning one. But his physce holds would prevent him from owning one(just like they prevent him from owning a weapon period). Owning a nfa item is something you really need to commit to, something Phil is incapable of doing.
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So he wants to be a tranny version of this-
The dude does look like a worm....
The dude does look like a worm....
The difference being that the worm is probably a lot nicer to be around.
Phil seems to be unable to understand why we would have made this sub private, other than it is REALLY pissing him off because he can't see it. He appears to be waffling between "They're scared of how brave and fierce I am" and "they're plotting against me and I'm in danger from attack what are they saaaaaayiinnnngggg!"
Posts like this, in my mind, are to try and convince us and his friends of both of those at once. Instead it's proving to his friends he's unstable and we're still laughing from behind our wall.
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